eTruth - Jokes
Day 2,596, 12:53
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by The Anaconda
Its been a pretty politically heavy week so lets brighten it up with a few jokes
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Joke #1:
Why did the chicken cross the border?
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- Because nobody wants it in the south and they told her Canadians are nice and won't hurt her feelings too much
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Joke #2:
What came first, the chicken or the turd?
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- trick question, because the chicken is a turd and the turd is also a chicken
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Joke #3:
Why did the chicken write an article?
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- Its a chicken, NOBODY CARES!
Joke #4:
Why did the chick disappoint his mother(Nyx?) ?
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- He wasn't what he cracked out to be.
Joke #5:
SUFFER!
Joke #6:
SUFFER... they're a big joke so it should count twice.
Do write your own chicken joke in the comments
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PS: Merry belated Christmas to all
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Comments
Peacocking like a boss.
I ENDORSED THIS AND I AM PROUD !
why does the chicken sing in the morning ?
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cause he is a fking douche
Essa Pic endorsava aqui......oh sim!
That Pic endorsated here....oh yeah!
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck!
What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Guitar?
A Chicken That Makes Music When You Pluck It!
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep!
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Is he the same chicken that was in AFA?
Same one yea
Voted - lame jokes...expected much more acidity :/
whatever 😛
Not whatever - my time is precious.....PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
didn't tell you to read, just to vote 😃
How can I vote without reading? 😮 Am I one of your clones?
GOD - MY TIME KEEPS GETTING WASTED!!!!
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY PRECIOUS.......TIME!!!!!!!!
hmmm, seems we need to reprogram you to obey without complaints 😛
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How many chickens would a Xander Kross chuck if a Xander Kross could chuck chickens?
All of them.
Dammit, peacock, when did you get awesome?
When he stopped being in a pto party and started saying things you liked...
Do you know the difference between chickens and buzzards?
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At least buzzards can fly.
peacocks too!
Peacock looks better too.
Try again. Chicken jokes so cliche. You are failing as a troll. All that reputation sinking down. It would be a tragic demise. Even I thought you were a good troll but meh. Ah I will stop being mean 😘
I did laugh at your attempt.
Nyx, Please don't make fun of the Special Ed. I know it is hilarious but I just want us to be politically correct.
oh 🙁 I will endorse this article for his meds then.
You're so cute, I just want to pinch your cheeks :3
😮 keep away from my face, snake! I know kung fu!
Request denied. Ima lick it too
ewwww gross. I would have complained harassment to the CP but turns out I am tougher than CP around here so I am going to kick u in the face, pervaconda!
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"