ESTATE SALE - AUCTION OF THE WIDOW

Day 2,810, 12:20 • Published in USA USA • by Pfeiffer.

With the 'passing' of Wild Owl, his estate must be managed.

As the Executor of the Wild Owl Estate and Trust, I am seeing to these final arrangements.

Most of the property has been given to various charities and relatives, but the matter of the widow was one with which we struggled when drafting his will.

Eventually, it was determined that it was best to simply auction her off and allow someone, anyone, to enjoy their new wife.

So, with that, MazzyCat will officially be on auction starting next Wednesday - Day 2815 of the New World.

Bidding will last 24 hours, and can be made either publicly via article comment, or privately via in game message to me. An article will be posted here, in Super Cool Name Here, that morning.

All you really need to know about the widow can be summed up here:



The profits from this venture will fund the Wild Owl memorial bachelor pad, where all of the most famous single dudes from around eRepublik will gather for male bonding, and the exploitation of strippers and cocaine.

Happy hunting,

Pfeiffer

PS - Don't forget to endorse to cover the overhead of the auction, the Estate isn't paying me diddly.