eMalaysia: wake up!

Day 2,465, 13:48 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Avalokitesvara

New citizens of the Holy Empire!
We came with sword, but our purpose is higher, we came to serve you: to liberate the enslaved ones, to bring prosperity and peace to you, to share the sand with you, and to bring the light in the darkness.

Our presence is validated on day 690 of the new world, in 18:50. This is the time when the "Dioists in Southeast Asia" organization officially published the word of our beloved godemperor Dio Brando.

"I fully support the spreading of Dioism in other countries such as Malaysia and give them my blessing."



"Having read the holy scriptures and a personal message by Zammuel himheritself, I kindly approve of this religion. It is not by any means a follow-up, precursor nor a different interpretation to Dioism, but it is compatible. Just like konfucianism and buddhism in the real world, Zammuelism and Dioism can exist and cooperate in the eWorld. I hereby declare Zammuelism as a Partner Religion of Dioism."

Dio Brando 08/05/09
Zammuelism was heavily concentrated in mainland Malaysia, where Zammuel Himself was taken as a immigrant. The religion's core belief is that Zammuel, a hermaphroditic shape-shifting asexual axolotl from Kazakhstan, is the creator of an other-worldy substance known as "PIE"(which is named after the mathematical equation, not the food), from which The Light and The Dark - the bases of everything both good and evil - comes from.This PIE is the foundation of The Light (Good) and The Dark (Evil) - and thus, Zammuel is effectively the creator of all that is good and evil, albeit not directly. Most Zammuelists recognize the existence and power of other eGods - namely Dio Brando - but worship Zammuel as the grand creator of the universe.

Dio Brando has also announced that he approves of the Mudkipz Revolution taked place in eMalaysia, Dio responed with his blessing.
For many crescent moons, rainforests, and marshes covered the land of eMalaysia. On the night that Dio Brando cast beautiful /v/akistani sand throughout the world to stop snowy influences to the west, a new race was formed...

These loving creatures were called mudkips, they were created by the mixture of magnificient sand with the natural elements of eMalaysia. They were a peaceful race that lived in peace with their neighbors. They partook in Politics, the Media, and even intermingling with the eMalays by tricking their women with promises of free candy, and good times.The Mudkips, although forged in eMalaysia were /v/akistani at heart, and always had a special connection to the holy empire. The Mudkips were a divided tribe that was scattered throughout the world due to a lack of unity, and leadership.
The MWP was a Far Left Socialist party. Their main goal was to overtime turn eMalaysia into a Dioist state with a socialist economy, and remaining a neutral nation as one of their principle ideals was internationalism.
"Nationalism is a plague on our society preventing dioism from spreading as it should. It is the duty of all Mudkips to end this cancer! It is time for the Mudkips to once again emerge from the darkness, and spread the ideals of dioism, and socialism. Relinquish your ties to your former nations, unite in Islamabad!"

As we don't see any activity from our broreligion Zammuelism, nor from the Mudkipz movement, nor from the djozikeist church of Malaysia so we presume that the people of eMalaysia suffering from a heavy amnesia, living in a world without their gods, because they forget, lost their soul, or worst: they banished it.
This situation is unaccaptable for us, who still remember the glorious times of friendly and brotherly eMalaysia, and therefore we decided to take this rude step to bring the light again in the darkness. This unfriendly occupation will last untill we don't see any improvement in the thinking of the nation.

People of eMalaysia: educate yourself, build temples, believe and find again the right path to the gods, and we can be brothers again!