eEuropean Union- 10 Easy Steps

Day 3,139, 11:21 • Published in United Kingdom Australia • by Saiwun


Dear eWorld,

As you most probably would have seen, the United Kingdom has voted to leave the European Union. For the British people, this is likely to be one of the most important results for a generation. Time shall tell what happens. There is talk of a split in the Union, loss in jobs, etc. Implications shall be seen in the years to come, but it is clear our nation is divided.

However, the people have spoken: "A revolution cannot be won on the streets, it must be won in the hearts and minds of the people."



Hey, but who cares about that? Let's get to the important stuff! Articles in eRepublik are meant to be eRepublik themed, so lets merge global politics with ePolitics!

Have you ever thought of the possibility of an eEuropean Union? (Believe me, I'm not as drunk as Farage is right now!), a trade agreement that builds mutual friendship between the eNations of Europe, with free markets stimulating economies and tight relations promoting region peace and stability?

Together, our communities can build a union that can last a lifetime!



Step One: Every nation holds a referendum to decide whether they would like to join the eEU.

Step Two: Europe unites under the German flag. Germany shall launch NEs and progressively occupy the regions of Europe (but not eTurkey).

Step Three: One Europe is united under one flag, the capital city is relocated to Brussels.

Step Four: Import taxes within Europe are reduced, tariffs are set up to protect Europe from eChinese steel.

Step Five: Bureaucracy leads to hostility to the EU, eCanada is invaded as a result.

Step Six: eAustralia joins eEurovision.

Step Seven: Brussels imposes high work taxes and austerity across Europe.

Step Eight: Introduction of Q8 moving tickets opens up a free travel area in eEurope.

Step Nine: The eUnited Kingdom holds an eReferendum. "Leave" wins 67% to "Remain's" 59%. Plato removes multi votes, and "Leave wins with 51.9%.

Step Ten: Mr Woldy resigns. The eUK becomes an island, and floats towards America.



Well, you may have found that useful, perhaps you could take a moment to reflect on the valuable content of this article. It may seemed biased, but believe it or not, I supported Remain, despite being a eurosceptic.

Que serás, serás... ❤