Don't vote for Malbekh in Congress

Day 1,676, 13:14 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Death and Taxes

Greetings



You all know me at this stage, or at least pretend you don't know me. Boot Camp blah blah blah, Irish Freedom Party blah blah blah, slayer of trollsblah blah blah. It's just getting a little bit boring and wholesome don't you think?

So this congress is going to be the hardest in months because of our territorial losses. Furthermore, a couple of my voting crew have hightailed it out of the country, leaving my congress position in jeopardy. In short, it's not looking good. So rather than go all gooey and make up various reasons why you should vote for me, I'd much prefer if you vote for someone else.

The purpose of Boot Camp was not only to ensure that we weeded out the best recruits for advancement to their respective military units, we also wanted to get the best citizens too in terms of getting involved in eIreland. The individuals listed below are graduates of Boot Camp. They represent the best future for this country because they ask questions and don't take things for granted. Why don't we shake things up and elect some of these guys.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5929693 Eagna is the IPP Candidate for Shannon. Eagna is Irish for wisdom, and from the very start he has shown great maturity and thought in his approach to eRepublik. Eagna is currently a congressman and ambassador to Spain.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5873092 DreadedEstate is one of the best recruits we've ever has through Boot Camp. Currently running in Cork (this may change), his main strengths are working behind the scenes in the MoF and contributing to the nation as a whole.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5915369 Snugglebear282 has shown honesty, dignity and understanding in his dealings with Boot Camp and the wider audience of eIreland. He is running for the ILP in Northern Ireland. Snuggle, if you're reading this you need to get a newspaper mate, it's propaganda gold and it's harder to get noticed if you don't have one.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5984986 Frank Dobbs deserves this more than anyone else. A committed player, he lost out on a tie-break in the last congress elections. He really deserves to get through this time. He is running for the ILP in Scotland

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5733246 zaphrodbeeblebrox is the coolest candidate ever to be in Boot Camp, already a congressman he needs your votes to get in again. Running for the IPP in Cork who have had a hard time in congress recently, he needs the support of his party.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5746791 Gerald Smyth has been one of the most committed citizens I have ever seen in terms of putting an effort into eRepublik. Ambassador to Ukraine (more articles please) he is running for the ISP in Shannon.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5692462 Bigmike727 represents all that is best about Boot Camp. Strong, loyal, dependable and nicking votes from me on behalf of the IPP in Wexford!


So there you go, 7 excellent candidates that represent the best of our futures.

I'd also like to put in a word for Ethel Rosenberg. Ethel is the humblest and hardest working individual I have come across, and also the most magnanimous. She often doesn't get what she deserves. Please vote for her in Mayo.

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