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Day 2,789, 05:05 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

ATTACK!!!!!!!! ATTACK!!!!!!!! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

My friends whilst we toil to FREE!!!! our country our ENEMIES!!!!! is eating SPOTTED DICK!!!!!! with that of most treacherous nations EUK!!!!!!In fact they are eating 50000 cc of spotted dick . NOW that is a few truckfuls of spotted dick.

There is currently a world wide spotted dick crises as sirry Humpty their leader bought the entire world supply and send it to the argies.

eUk trucks backing into delivery BEEP BEEP BEEP can be heard all over Argentina.

Scotland even offered a bootful (Mini )of haggis to teh ARGIES and was quite relieved when their offer was turned down.

ENOUGH of this glum. ATTACK the argies whenever a fight is available we will be a THORN in their flesh.

Anyone can throw in a couple of boppers into a occasional CO so that we can keep the ARGIES busy

ARGIE RESPONSE AFTER DAY 50 of facing eireland each day.
Dont cry for me Argentina

Furthermore in eireland without eUk Argentina have Nowhere to go their boxeD in between a NAP and their allies.

Takes out a bottle of strawberry wine. Sh*te is about to GO DOWN!!!

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From the Dod Team (Eva(Aoife),Inept, Moomoo and Krakken)

Comments

Don Croata Day 2,789, 06:16

We have surrounded them!!

They shall surrender soon!

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,789, 11:17

They will be nekid without their shield 😃

Raven Anarcho Day 2,789, 16:28

DOWN WITH THE FALSE ALLIES!
DOWN WITH SPOTTED DICK!

LAS MALVINAS SON IRLANDES! o/

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 2,790, 02:02

I would strongly advise eIreland to limit their attacks to just me and not the rest of the eUK.

It would be particularly stupid of you to attack the community of an entire country when the majority are on your side. But if you want to make my position easier by all means troll every one of us...

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,790, 02:32

let me just clarify how stupid u were. you signed no fighting in rw against argentina.

so option 1 your countrymen open aN unsanctioned rw and everyone fights in it_ Deal off! region retaken.

option 2: argentina gets ridiculous with their extortion of eUk you cannot pay. you are stuck with 1 region and cannot take anymore as that would violate the agreement.

CHECKMATE!!!

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,790, 02:33

And you created a spotted dick addiction in argentina. SHAME ON YOU ..SIR SHAME ON U

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,790, 02:38

tbh it does seem like one mad englishman to us at teh moment . problem is your cp. your supposed to balance all your existing alliances when making deals. this is a MAGI move where they instituted a war when stuff got to hot for them(they were just frickin lazy) they switched sides and fought against the people that helped them in the war. i guess you can guess what kind of move this was imo by reading the article.

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