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Dictator School

Day 2,666, 07:33 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

Your 5 days into being dictator and still not gettin the hang of it.

Therefore join Krakken's school for dictators
Entrance fee: 20% of your country's treasury or 50000 CC.
Courses
1. Economics - How to access orgs. Getting money back that was sneaked out after you have become dictator.

Ensuring your minions keep on producing taxes.

2. Creative writing

Fear fear fear and then more fear. How to troll your subjects into fearing you.
Snarky articles when to release them. Motivating the minions - article.

Giving the false hope and plucking it from hem just before they grasp it - articles

Explaining how all the money was destined for you from the start - includes star charts, ancient predictions, and a reading from the oracle of delphi with a name sounding like your own.

3. Vocabulary

Learn minions to end all their comments with the following greeting. Hope you dont get killed by dictator [insert your name here] later today.

Talking down to minions -

When to scream shutup or behead the fool at minions.

Drawing out lenghty conversations with minions by using uh hu uhm yes, but why mmm.. before ending it with write me a 2000 page memo I am really interested.