Death & Taxes for IMP President
Day 2,093, 15:13
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by Death and Taxes
Here's the thing. The Presidential Party elections are tomorrow, and not one candidate has bothered their hairy arses to write an article on why their colleagues should vote for them.
Now I can understand the reasons that will be bleated about to excuse this shoddy state of affairs. 'It's an internal process so why should we communicate with the peasants?' 'I'm far too important to bother writing something to explain my political position' or even 'If the current CP thinks writing a 10 line article is good enough to get elected, then why should I write something about being PP?'
But of course it's important. It's important because how can we judge how good a job you've done as PP if you don't have a manifesto and a mandate to fulfil it? How can we judge if you were successful if you've nothing to implement? More importantly, as the role of PP is a stepping stone for your forthcoming CP candidature, how do we know if you'll make a good CP?
So, fellow PP candidates, you'll excuse me while I list my manifesto:
First In that the IMP will continue to grow and contest the next congress elections either by being in the top 5 or by conducting an alliance with another party.
Second In that we will be a top 5 party for the September congress elections.
Third That a party member will be MoFA, MoD, Tanaiste or MoF in September
Fourth That will put forward a party manifesto that clearly sets out our aims and goals to be scrutinised by all before the September congress elections
Fifth That we will continue to persevere in our belief that Ireland's position is best served in playing eRepublik as a game, and that we will utilise nationalism and role-playing only as a tool to improve our country's position in the world.
I humbly ask by party colleagues for their votes for this election and I urge all of you to make a courageous switch to leave the old politics behind and join us for the new world.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/irish-military-party-4478/1
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Creates a party to troll kurgan, runs for party president in party he created, remind others of why its important to write PP articles .
Just a question if Kurgan joins the PP race in your party will all other candidates back down so that he can use the party for a potential CP run you promised him 😉
No, Kurgan has screwed up royally. He could have had his own party, become PP as I would have resigned, and I would have been forced to assist him as campaign manager. But you know what? Kurgan even as a CP candidate would have been a lot of fun, Kurgan as CP would have been disastrous of course, but highly entertaining.
So no, brave Sir Kurgan he ran away leaving me with this vehicle, so guess what? In case you haven't noticed we're the sixth biggest party and just a few members away from sending members to congress.
So looks like I'm here to stay. If only Kurgan had the courage of his convictions, because now he has to deal with me on a permanent basis and not only that, face the fact that I'm well established in the military and political theatres.
and like a douche winner of last week. dont forget that.
No Malbekh, You fcked up royally.
Your idea that i will run from your party was at least retarded.
A backtabber and kunts slut to help me running for CP?
It's a well known i find you a moral filth and yet you payed 40 golds for new party and still thinking that will work?
So either you are an imbecil or you really tried to troll me.....considering you payed 40 golds for that...in both cases a very retarded move.
Like true kunts you think you can set the rules of games....no gonna happened...i was running once before when i find entertaining and i will run again when i find fit.
first i must build this nation a spine and a sense of pride.
Coz you are right Malbekh...with spinless monkeys there is not much of hell month i can do....
And talking about courage malbekh...when will you find some and answer those simple questions about conway?
and no Malbekh..its you who will have to deal with Kurgan on permanent basis..you are my new toy.
And your establishing facts are actual RPG....
there is no military or politics...not for real.
Only one thing is real here and only one thing you can take from this game.
And that thing is honour....Honour Malbekh....google it.....it has been a long time you sold yours for training golds to kunts...
Well you have given people something to talk about.
A clear set of goals and aims. Nice.
Good luck D&T.
Good luck.
Umm... you're the only candidate. Not really necessary to try and win people over
Chris, I am aware of this, the article is aimed at people I want to join the party, not the people already in it. Why do people join parties? I think of three main reasons, the first is that the party has values they agree with, the second is that the party allows a decent chance for them to get into congress, and the last is that they are active.
Now ask yourself, what was the point of this article again?
Malbekh so insecure he beg for votes even when he is the only candidate
nobody vote for death and taxes lol ...let him win with his experience or something.lol good comment!!
Voted for incest theme
You all witnessed Malbekh bought this party for me...therefore if in days that come i decide to take leadership of this party it will not be considered PTO..
And yes..holy votes that elected me fo PP of kunts party once are still here....and it will take a hell to out vote them.....
The Word is almighty...
My opponent is Padraig Pearse, and I've built my party from essentially three people into a top 5 party.
If I need to write an article in this situation, my partymates are mad.
Who are you again?
And Malbekh is ahead 6 to 0 vs opponent that does not exist. Can opponent that does not exist travel back in time create 10 accounts and run for president to snub malbekh in the last few minutes. we are all on the edge of our seats as we wait with nervous anticipation whether malbekh will win this one.