Day X: This is Happening ♪♫♪
Releasethe Krakken
Ok so I woke up and drank a South African Coffee. Now that South Africa's Bain Cape Mountain WHisky is the best grain whisky 😃
Just kidding I ran over to my job met 2 very sexy woman but due to my work did not talk to them as this would cause them to take stuff to easy going and they should know the seriousness of the situation.
Anyway that done and me used as their excuse I went quickly to my home and then to my office. Where I handled some more serious shite amongst logging into erep.
No Clee I actually have a very serious job. Anyway I ran my factories production 2400 Q1 Food enough for 4800 energy as well as 176 Q7 WEPS. Which I will produce for the next 17 days due to my tycoon pack.
Ok also made 14000 WRM which I sell once in a blue moon for a bit under market.
Also fought about 30 million or so damage. I hit double what I did last year due to my strength effectively increasing by 20000 in about 6 months.
Oh went to play poker came back listen to the castle ad - with this song
American Authors - This is the gonna be the best day of my life
Ok then I remembered the video I referenced in your 1 article .
Its by mOrningwood(the band) and is called nth degree
Nth degree
And finally this song plays with the fabulous ICC 2015 graphics
Sorry cant get 1 with graphics
WDL - Bob's Beat
Anyway this is the fireworks that I hope to see in this world cup.
FIREWORKS!!!
Amd Clee just if your getting happy about your 830 just remember the krakken's net worth is a cool 1004000 cc or 1 million 4 thousand CC you can excuse me for not getting excited in your articles which looked like a way to bring other countries dirty deals to the fore.
Also I dont really give a hoot about what the government does anymore. This is just another game I play with them.
Ok Cya losengez tomorrow
Beth Hart - Am I the One
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Patti Smith
Turn up the volume for the original
Top Secret transcript from Banana HQ
wAYNEKERR: You've been mind-f* before?
aN sLAUGH: I don't think so.
wAYNEKERR: I'm mind-f*you right now.
aN sLAUGH: You are?
wAYNEKERR: Can't you feel my d* f* your mind?
aN sLAUGH: No, I can't really feel anything.
wAYNEKERR: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-f* the shit out of you.
aN sLAUGH: Well I hope you're wearing a BANANA SKIN cause I have a dirty mind.
Sekrit meeting with krakken and top party leaders:
Krakken: Oh you think this is for my benefit. Krakken gonna be fine. F* plato. I own 20 kookaroos*
Assistant : 21 kookaroos
Krakken: I own 21 kookaroos. You dont own 1 kookaroo. [PAUSE TO LET DEPRESSING THOUGHT SINK IN] Not 1. NOT 1. You all r f*
Big Black assistant: Giggles...You all r fuuu*[in high pitched voice]
Krakken: You all need to come up with some brilliant ideas. Whose first
Hank Scorpio: I have just discovered the next Alicia Keys. swear to god above i can vouch for her.
Krakken : What was your previous discovery.
Hank Scorpio: Chocolate Daddy.
Krakken: How much did chocolate daddy sell
Hank Scorpio:[mumbles] 15000 units.
Krakken: 15000 UNITS!!!
Hank Scorpio: I am proud of every f* unit every one of them.
Krakken Shut Up
Rest of leaders: Just be quiet. Dont say anything.
Krakken: I have 4 kids do yyou know how much 4 air jordans cost for 4 kids..
* kookaroo
A rare parrot (similar to a cockatoo) that gives accurate advice on who to sign to record labels. Only the richest rap moguls can afford them.
As the rap mogul gets richer (from the kookaroo's advice...of course), it would be wise for them to invest in more kookaroos. The record of most kookaroos owned is currently 21.
All I need to do is own a kookaroo and I'd be set for life. Too bad it would take me lifetime to afford one!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kookaroo
Comments
Marijuanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
is that your real name mary jane check out the the hippie band though i doubt there is much of their songs available on the interwebs i owned a cassette of them though i dont use drugs and never have. alcohol was all we needed!
Have you won a poker match?
yeah i won a strip poker match with your mom
That must have been some big room.
lol wat happened with banana?
Dunno bro, you should know that 😉
have anyone offered you a banana : if you now what i mean nudge nudge wink wink
Did you and Miss Teen South Carolina go to the same school?
http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww
yeah i b* her during the find the usa on a map class. hows your mallrus going. do you feed her enough chickens and take her out for regular walks.
Kalashnikov: Innacurate with high rate of fire. Checks out.
is that why your mom screamed oh krakken for 3 hours ? ie the many off target shots?
That's cute Squidward. Very good. You got me good.
funny you would mention that i used my tentacles
o7
Really like Beth Hart....🙂
other songs is not as good in that one she really wailed a bit. perhaps i will do a wailers article with janis joplin, bette midler, skunk anansieand this one by beth hart. cant think of any others atm. oh that girl that died.