Damn Missions
Day 2,475, 13:15
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by Paulus G
So the silly missions continues, so if you have a few seconds spare please place comments below.......A joke to lighten your day.
2 whales swimming in the sea, both bored with nothing to do.
Suddenly one spots something on the surface, poking his head out of the water, he see's its a open boat being rowed by sailors. So he says to his mate "come on take a mouthful of air, then we will dive under them, blow out all the air and shake them up a bit"
The 2 whales do this, then surface again to see the boat has capsized and all the sailors are splashing about in the sea.
Suddenly one say's "hey lets go swallow some of them"
The other replies " I don't mind helping out with a blow job, but I am buggered if I am swallowing seaman"
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Here's another joke:
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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A comment for you, Paulus o7
Very interesting and readable article Paulus.Voted,subed.Good work Paulus o7
If you have the time why not try my quiz http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/now-with-prizes-2435978/1/20.
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Ha... a whale of a joke...but what was the porpoise? ...
Done, I posted as well, thanks for the post !
good one
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Luckily I never got these Missions!
They are most likely there but behind other none completed missions, think they will appear when you have some of the others done........I may be wrong but guess this is why they are not showing for you
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Lol, sick joke🙂
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