Daily Agony - Hungry Fish

Day 1,396, 15:36 • Published in South Africa Australia • by Don Vin

Crumoet's mum was cooking some fresh fish. when the fish was half done she leant that there were no tomatoes so she gave her son a 50ZAR to buy some.

when the Crumoet was nearing the market he found a couple of his friends Locutus, Josh Whitehead, Twilight Sparkle and Shiloh DeGreat (dont worry you not the target today) were smoking a joint, tempted he joined them.

unfortunately it wasnt enough so he added the 50ZAR he had to get some more. when he was done and couldnt have any more he decided to go back home. when he got 'home his mum asked him : 'where are the tomatoes? 'confidently he answered :i'v already added to the fish''

frustrated the mother showed him the pot and there was no sign of any tomatoes and she said "where are the tomatoes?" still confident and with blood red eyes Crumoet grasped the pot, looked inside and responded': i dont know.maybe the fish has eaten the tomatoes i brought




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