Czech Government: Acting Israeli President Re-Confirms Good Relations

Day 585, 02:40 • Published in Czech Republic Czech Republic • by Vlada Ceske Republiky
Acting Israeli President Re-Confirms Commitment to Good Relations with Czech Republic.

As we suspected, the recent congress donation proposed to Israel was not officially sanctioned by the Israeli government. Indeed without prompting, the Acting Israeli President has written personally to reassure us of this and to re-confirm the special bond of friendship between our countries. He has kindly agreed for me to publish this message to you.

"Mister President
Hello Mr Kafka,
I am the interim acting president for Israel. It has come to my attention that one of my...citizens... won congress elections in your country, proposed a donation to our national bank, and then left the country.
I just wanted you to know that this in no way had anything to do with Israel. It is apparently just some kid "having fun". I hope this has no type of impact on Israeli Czech relations in the future.
Sincerely,
BuzzyTheCat"

Long Live Israel!
Long Live Czech Republic!

Franz Kafka
President