CXXIX: Seal Team 6 - An Exercise in Indifference and Failure

Day 1,546, 07:46 Published in USA USA by Little Old Halfling


Drop it.

SEAL Team 6 is Dead
What do manners, friendship, understanding, and tradition all have in common? SEAL Team 6 lacks them.

Honestly, I never wanted to have to write and article like this and I shouldn't say the entirety of the outfit is lacking either, mind you. A few good people remain. Bob Dupuis, Animis, DisDuck. But when you have leadership so narrowly focused on quotas like a fascist system of automation then you lose something.

There was a time when SEALs were great. They were the reason I wanted to play the game. They were the most supportive people that I had ever met. Even when others asked me to join their outfit or to join up with the military, I declined. Because SEAL Team 6 was awesome.

When I came back, I wished to join up again with them. I wanted to get back in the game and play it right. Have some actual fun. I sent in my application to SEAL Team 6 and got rejected.

Outright.

I'd been an officer in my last life. I'd been in charge of the regiment and thought I'd done at least a decent job of making things fun. I was rejected because there was no room for me. No room for a member who had devoted time, energy, and effort to build and maintain a fun part of this game.

Admittedly, I was pretty sad. "But," I said to myself, "maybe it's for the best. They can't be pulling favors like that for everyone. I guess it's okay." Well, a few SEALs got wind of it and confronted SGT Rock to let me back in, and I'm grateful to them for that. I was happy to be a SEAL once again.

Only, I wasn't. I was assigned to training. For my third time. "Okay," I said, "standard procedure. I guess. It's off-putting, but I'll make it work." After getting half-assed answers from SGT Rock about a CO that I should contact, I found myself not caring.

My leadership didn't care about me. Why the hell should I reciprocate? I fought, I trained, I leveled up. I finally boosted my rank a few notches even. I asked to be QM. Apparently I didn't have enough experience and was not qualified.

It was at this time that SEALs just became another outfit for me. Nothing special. Sure, they hand out food to noobs. The government does that. Big freaking whoop. The heart of it was lost.

And then RL hit. For the last week and a half I've been dealing with some pretty serious stuff that has taken my attention away from the game. I've told Oblige I've stepped down from my job as Secretary of Media to not drag him behind.

What I didn't figure on this.



Last week SGT Rock contacted me about not fighting in his casually commandeering yet uncaring way. I told him I'd fight. I did. Then RL hit harder so I haven't been at my computer for the last 5 days.

So I was cut.

This, ladies and gentleman, is a man who is the reason for this game being a failure. A man who doesn't care about friends or fun, honor or tradition, or anything SEALs has previously stood for. He cares for profit. And he is the reason this game is dead.

SEAL Team 6 under SGT Rock is an uncaring establishment of mechanical slavery. You will not have fun. You will not be respected. You will be ousted if you miss your quotas. You will be banned for speaking your mind.

So to SGT Rock, congratulations. You've killed one of the few things I had put stock in on being good when I came back. Thank you for thoroughly proving me wrong with your blatant arrogance and lack of interest in any needs but the needs for your damage quotas. I hope you take enjoyment from it, because if you don't then I don't know how you find any of this fun.

To all my fellow SEALs, I'm sorry you have to deal with such a halfwit. I'm sorry that I basically went off on a tirade in the channel. I love you all. Think about who you have in charge more, maybe. Keep making it better, and keep being the awesome group of people I know you to be.

And finally to Easy Company, thanks for letting me join and being so quick to offer me a spot. It's heartening to know that there are still people who value other people in this game.

There's an easy way to fix this rift: either get SGT Rock in line, or get him out of line. Because this uncaring manner is not what this outfit has ever been about. SEALs, think hard.

In closing, if you want a military outfit that only cares about damage and how much work you do that will boot you if you don't meet your quotas, join SEALs. If you want something with an actual community that embraces and works hard to have a good time and enjoy what few good parts of this game remain, join Easy Company.

Or the military.

Or anything else.

-Ath out



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