CX: Show Me Your Noobs

Day 1,511, 19:18 • Published in USA USA • by Little Old Halfling


Let's get some Rage up in here.

I was on IRC yesterday when I was lucky enough to bear witness to Publius beautifully sodomizing someone. It was like watching Leonardo da Vinci paint the Mona Lisa. He then proceeded to randomly ban a dozen people. Business as usual.



So, screw eRepublik for still not having a decent editor. Was looking for a picture and when I came back to hit publish, it refreshed. Work gone. That'll teach me. It was a beautiful article. Just imagine it still exists. In the meantime, let's cut the bull and get straight to the chase.



Game Time
I'm hosting a competition. Why? Because I'm bored and it's what I do. Screw you and your questions.


Screw you.

The Prize
5 writers will win a spot at the bottom of my paper along with 3 q6 tanks. One of those five will then win an interview in my paper along with an additional 3 q6 tanks.

The Qualifications
In order to compete you must:
1. Have a paper which has under 200 subs.
2. Not be my friend.

The Categories
You will compete by commenting at the bottom of this article with which category or categories you intend to compete in. They are:
-The Homerun Hitter: the person who gets the most votes for a single article over the week.
-The Vote Monger: the person who gets the most collective votes for all of their articles of the week.
-The Sub Magnet: the person who increases their subscriptions the most over the week.
-The Comment King: the person who gets the most amount of different people to comment on any one article they publish during the week.
-The Renaissance Man: the person who writes one article in each different category that is not the same article within the week.

Remember to post which categories you are going for in the comments section of this article. Out of the five winners for those categories, one overall winner will then be voted upon and win the big prize.



Tell your friends, tell your families. Sorry the article isn't more beautiful. I'm sure your guy's will be.



Stay frosty.