CP - eNorway Wins

Day 3,169, 06:55 • Published in Norway Norway • by integer syntax

Just as we warned eBosnia, eNorway has not only crushed the invaders, but WE SHUT THEM OUT.

Yes, you read that correctly -eBosnia scored ZERO points in the entire battle.

eNorway did not do this alone. There were waves of friendly soldiers crashing into and drowning the hopeless eBosnian soldiers.

To all our supporters, friends, and friendly soldiers, eNorway will not forget your help this day. When your land and freedom is threatened, we will be honor-bound, and glad, to fight alongside you.

To the eBosnians, next time you come here, you better fly commercial. And be thankful we're not following you back to eBosnia.

To all eNorway's soldiers, hold your head up high; YOU have just shown the eworld what it means to be a true Norse warrior.