Countries I would like to see

Day 2,331, 16:14 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken


Kosove eehh Pegghhh Cuba even Jamaica is just boring.

Instead this is the few countries I would like to see Plato implement:

Modless Land

Without out mods everyone will be free to say anything to everyone and whatever they like. Advantages will be numerous for hotheads , tourette's syndrome sufferers and your average crazy person.

People die'ing from insults is according to independently verified statisticians at an all time low.

So there is not much risks. Instead of having elections we will have a deadmatch to determine all positions that way there is no sneaky "survivor" type shenanigans going on.

Also there will be no country funds to steal the game will pay for MPp's and shit like that.

Man Cave Land

Enter the virtual man cave. in man cave land we will be bombarded by scantily clad womans or their pics anyway. Build in skype features will ensure that no sober posers hangs around there. If your notdrinking while playing moderators will remove you.




Shit to do land

In shit to do land there is lots of stuff to do all day. Face it some of us is haunted by hundreds of facebook invitations, status posts and other crap so avoid facebook therefore shit to do land will bring in lots of games whilst we hang around erepublik waiting for stuff to happen in our virtual lifes.

Comedians will entertain us through our boring eLifes



Role Play Land

For vark steaks actually having real orc castles and clerics fighting them would be a huge improvement.

People Krakken dont like land

If for some reason I find you irksome you will be whisked away to "people krakken dont like land" until you do something about your personality. This will involve 5 to 6 hours of counseling and booze a day.