Congratulations Alexander_Auctoritas

Day 1,385, 15:21 Published in USA USA by Gnilraps



Concession
Day 1,385 of the New World
5 September 2011
The Gnilraps/jerseygirldani campaign office started to get that not-so-fresh feeling early today. With this announcement, I am formally congratulating Alexander_Auctoritas for his spectacular victory in today's General PoTUS election.

Thank you to all those whose support has made this race so entertaining.

In the hours that remain, I want to encourage those voters who have not yet cast their votes to follow the following strategy:

1: Do not cast any more votes for Gnilraps. At this point I cannot win, and I do not fear falling out of second place.

2: Begin casting votes for Paul Proteus. Pizza the Hut actually brags about always finishing in 3rd. Let's give him 4th or 5th.

3: Start thinking about volunteering in an Alexander_Auctoritas White House. As his Press Secretary, I intend to do some revolutionary new things this month and I will need good interns and good Deputies. I KNOW the State department will be looking for good people too. And I expect there will be plenty of work across the board. I've turned over my Cabinet application docs to the Auctoritas White House so that they can use any volunteers that may be interested.
Congratulations Alex. You're a good man.



Now... about October...