Congratulation Brazil

Day 1,473, 07:04 • Published in Indonesia Indonesia • by psy_cho

After tough and tight selection, finally Brazil win the "Runaway Medal". Brazil "The Great Runner" get the highest points above Croatia "Journey to the West", Bulgaria "Playground in Ukraine" and Romania "We Still Have Turkey".



This result is predictable but maybe most of you want to know why Brazil win this medal. Our journalist get special interview with the jury.

Journalist : Sir, how you determine the winner?
Jury : The winner is determine by 2 factor. First, consistentcy in act. Never hesitate or shame to repeat his runaway attempt over and over. Second is courage. Courage to do the most unthinkable and disgraceful act.

Journalist : Sir, can you explain us why Brazil get the highest score above other countries?
Jury : Sure, there's 3-4 chapter from Brazil's runaway attempt. All of them are hilarious.
1. Chapter 1
It happened when Spain attacked Brazil few months ago. Brazil asked SA to vote down NE to Brazil. Brazil even made open letter to "humbly" asked his enemy SA to gave his mercy towards Brazil.
2. Chapter 2
Teden move all his mobile army to help Bolivia who has 0 MPP against Brazil who has 30 MPP. So they can hide from Spain assault by sacrificying native region.
3. Chapter 3
It happened recently when Brazil ask Teden to make RW in Indonesia to cut his border with Indonesia. It is common mobile operation. The different is Teden never came for Aussie this month. Suddenly Teden came to Indonesia to help Brazil runaway from Indonesia. It was dedication and persistent effort to run away and ignoring his ally.
4. Chapter 4
Brazil asked SA to put NE Indonesia and tried to cut borders with Indonesia. It means Brazil Leaving SA alone. They're not just running from gangbang, even when 1 vs 1 they're still running away.

Journalist : Thanks you for your time.
Jury ; Anytime


We also asked Brazil about his feeling tonight.

Journalist : Sir, what do you feel tonight?
Brazil : I feel so great, i wanna say one thing. I deserve it.

Journalist : is there anything you wanna say for your supporter ?
Brazil : Thanks a lot for your support. I can finaly save and has no border with Indonesia and Spain and i can sit relax here.

Journalist : How about your ally? Isn't wasting damage? If you have so much damage for runaway, why you are'nt helping others, such as Australia, France, SA, germany etc.
Brazil : Who cares about them. As long as Big country in Eden and Terra save, everyone can be sacrifriced. That's how Teden works. I called anyone my bro if they fight for me or give me free resources. If they don't i will called them dumb and dumber.

Journalist : Thank you for your time and congratulation.
Brazil : You're very welcome.

On behalf of the Sudut Pandang Newspaper, it is my great pleasure and honour to congratulate Brazil. Congratulation Brazil, you deserve it.

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Side Story inspired by this article.

Meeting between Brazil-SA
The Brazilian general says, "Alright, i will show you Brazilian-SA friendship."
The SA general reports, "Yes, sir?"
The Brazilian general says, "See Indonesia over there? Banged your head to the wall!!! I will help you to break that wall"
Without blinking, the SA general pulls out his helmet and start banging his head. Hoping the wall will break.
The Brazilian general says, "See? That's my servant for ya!"

10 minutes later The Brazilian General talk with his private.
The Brazilian general says, "Cut the border with Indonesia, ask whole Teden unit."
The private asking his general, "But general, it means we leave SA alone while we're hiding from 1 vs 1"
The Brazilian general says, "That's the point, SA serves us well."

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PS : I made mistake in comment. I said PaST is Brazil Capital IRL. Thanks for correcting. Comparison between eRepublik map and RL map is fuzzy sometimes 😛 . Last words, enjoy the article 😃