CII: A Simple Offer
Day 1,201, 14:11
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by Little Old Halfling
Music please.
This is a serious proposal which I, in my infinite powers of elite control in American society, will follow through with till Admin strike me down.
To iNCi,
I propose a simple bargain. In exchange for you leaving America and never coming back, we will declare Atatürk our national lord and savior. We will revel in his glory, teach our babies about the great man He was, and make sure every true-blooded American knows that it is Atatürk, the Father of
I have the approval of the entire United States government backing me on this. You can trust me. In a week or so, people will be so full of praise with Atatürk they'll be saying "Dio who? /v/akistan what?" Only our supreme and undying love for Atatürk, greatest of all men, will reign in our hearts and minds. We will ban anyone who dares speak ill of him from our forums, and we will declare anyone not in favor of Atatürk, the Manly Rider of Many Great Steeds, to be a traitor to our country.
So long as you GTFO of America.
After all, your devotion to this country is solid, so we must repay you. You must go back to Turkey and bring Atatürkism there with you, so that we may spread this new and glorious religion across all seas of the eWorld. It is your duty, as it is America's, to love this man and his deeds, and if you, all of you, promise to return to Turkey to help us with this, I can personally guarantee the entire support of America for not only you, but Atatürkism.
This is a chance to build something greater than multies, my dear panpas. This is a chance for true glory and remembrance. Join me in this endeavor. Leave our country to spread Atatürkism to the world, and we will always be at your side in our love for Him.
Join me iNCi. Leave America, and we will forever love Atatürk, the Coolest Bro Ever Known to Anyone Ever in the History of Coolness and Life.
Hail USA!
Hail iNCi in Turkey!
Hail Brotherhood!
Stay frosty, panpas.
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First reserved for Atatürk.
Second.
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and just when I thought I could not like you, well done
@afrasiyab google translate didnt work, sorry
Funny stuff, Ath.
I WILL FOLLOW ATHANARIC UNTIL THE END
..........sigh...why do you want more hell? 🙁
funny i have CII in front of my name, from my gamertag from 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbffh6LxGh4
just funny, not impressive.
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ctually it's not cool to make fun of Atatürk.
reported.
Sorry panpa but declared. We dont need to make Atatürk greater than what he is. we just want you to respect him. you can make fun of him(imho) respectfully not like cheap tricks like "atajerk" or sth like that.
Ataturkisabromaxxx
I have suggested they return to their and PTo their motherland, Turkey. I was told in no uncertain terms by first captain33 and then GS10 that they are here to stay. There something strange about group that doesn't want to free the motherland.
gs10 and captain33 officially announced they are no longer related to inci in anyways.
If you want somebody go out this eAmerica, might you go.
If we do if we are here, the rules of the game allows it.
When the time comes we'll go anyway.
İnci never thought of the PTO.
Disperse man.
are you clever???
it is too late my friend.. we have so many citizen already.
hail iNCi in the world, internationally my panpa
or, would the alternative choice one must be followed....
everything will be anti-Atatürk... as an anime figure, he will be considered in ways that make some of the world's worst villians look nice... it would dovetail right into America's favorite eReligion with a new evil Character named Atatürk, who is the world's worst guy in a world dominated by peaceful followers of the DIO Brando. That could be fun too!
Oh brother!
Well at least you didn't say nasty, hateful things.
OMG, how will Dio feel...
you are just pathetic.. dont worry we will be back in few days
I'm sorry, this may be your best article ever, Athanaric, but as a Zammuelist, and by extension a Dioist, I cannot abide in this.
HAIL ZAMMUEL
HAIL DIO BRANDO
voted tourkoi prezakia!!! 😛
funny story atm the best troll i saw. but i dont care this offer budy
I think it's time to give some states to INCI.
Then you can GTFO from our states?
If they had any (you know what's) they would PTO Turkey... I guess that are too afraid!
@Call Me.... you cant have texas! we already booked that $..t
for greek http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKoPvHxix3M
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Slippy Toad, how dare you insult our great hero. This is a matter of the utmost importance. I have reported your comment and I expect an apology.
You should be ashamed.
if Dio "The Cartoon God" Brando and George "The Orange" Washington had an illegitimate child, his name would be...?
George Brando.
for Turks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
failed attempt to bring real life hatred, that shouldn't exist anyway, to this game.
OHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Unsubscribed. Even though as a RL Turkish citizen and not a follower or lover of Atatürk, I condemn this article because of it's childish attitude.
Please grow up.
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ne diyor bu , biri türkçe açıklasın
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I do not understand what is the connection between inci and kemal ataturk, since inci's members are not eturkish citizens but eUSA citigens... OR NOT??????
ps. The funny thing is that Ataturk (=the father of the turks) was not even a turk but a jew born in Greece (Salonika)!!!
ps2. @Tasos Maximous
lol re man.
des omws k pws ginetai i pragmatiki exedra!!! 😛
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOiKMWedmWc&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ1yIz9cSTM&feature=player_embedded#at=211
GATE 7 ftw
@ volant googleden çevir hiç uğraşamam ingilizce, bir zaman lar yunanistanın türk toprağı olduğunu unuttunmu? sen hala neyin derdindesin yarram, ayrıca yahudilik nerden çıktı, atıyorsun pezo
i see dead ppl.
@Volant
We are not really talking about races, but nations. Though we know that eGreeks are racists.
HAAHAHAHAHAH
@Deniz
lol! coz inci supposed to be an anarcist group, NOT based on race, moved to eUSA to be part of eUSA....
@Steel Punch
write in english, or else translate this--> d3n3xwideatil3sksigamnbwstd1ad1kasia,allaafue1naiets1,travakyamhsu.
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