Christmas is here and its all lies!!!

Day 394, 07:43 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Count Drakula

As your reading this firstly i'd like to say this is all true there are no lies contained.

Christmas is lots of lies but worth it. I mean who hates presents. Chirtmas is jesus birthday.
True?
False. Christians stole a roman day for worshiping the sun and he wasn't even born on 0 A.D. He was born during a roman census which is there were no rooms available. There were censuses on 6C.E. and 8A.D. Choose your favourite.

Most carols are lies. "Away in a manger. No crib for a bed" True there was no crib in the cave. Yes he was born in cave because Davids house was too overcrowded to fit him and his other 6 children. "Hark the herald angels sing". No angels around. The reporters in greek wrote about angelos but that translates as messangers. That is scrouge for you. I'm not like him I'm more like a Stephen Fry.

Count Drakula (best wishes on St Anastasia's day(Christmas Day)) (Vote up the truth)