Can Elife ever be as weird as Real Life.

Day 3,571, 07:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

We all know our actions are a bit limited.

You can

1. PTO a party and cause massive spinchter butthurtus

2. You can steal millions and write a "Ya Suckas" article.

3. You can be Winston Hope Smith and defy eNormal logic

4. You can be Nogin the Nog and be friends with everyone but simultaneously also be enemies of every one .

5. Or Rage Quit for a million times.

So eLife although sometimes providing the abnormally weird does not really compare with RL imo.

Lets recap this week

Apparently this was confirmed




There was earlier this month "fire and brimstone if you drop your nuke near our waters followed by the " Well if you do not shoot your nuke over our head " there will be options vagarity.

HAY!!! Kim Jong-Un never had a normal childhood let the guy play with his toys




"Oh good one nice smoke wee"




"YES YES YES IM AM STRONK"

to



'it broke in 3 pieces bring engineer we break him in 3 pieces"

To Kattiaas hometowm.

Where this week a person came to the police station complaining he is fed up with eating human meat.

Questioned he gave them an arm and a hand (not a greeting)

On investigation they found 8 ears in a pot. So if you're missing an ear and went to visit Kattiaa recently. Voila. Mystery solved.

Oh by the way when last did Kattiaa post.