Bring it.

Day 1,456, 19:38 • Published in USA Ireland • by Fitisin

What's the hold up? Your alliance outmatches us pound for pound by 6 to 1.

What's wrong, Serbia and your lapdogs in Poland? The math says you should have wiped us in October. There seems to be a problem...oh yeah...you're a bunch of colossal




Sure, you're short ugly and bow-legged. The most famous countryman of yours is in a jail cell in the Hague...heck, the whole bunch of you are fighting on beet-powered laptops. What could possibly be holding you back?

Oh yeah, it's us; Meet your worst nightmare, Serbopolindospaniard...

The eUS Military!

45 Regiments of pure, American corn-fed Muscle. Meet the instrument of your ultimate doom:


the US Training Corps: A secret training facility staffed by America's wisest warriors teaching the next generation the history of this game and the tactics to make them part of the eUSA's ultimate fighting machine.

Strength: 15
Minimum Rank: Private
Minimum Influence Per Fight with No Weapon: No minimum
Click here to apply:
http://tinyurl.com/TrainingCorpsApplication


The US National Guard

Citizen Soldiers, entrepreneurs keeping the game running, and kicking Serbian butt at every turn.  America's last line of defense, the final ounce of devotion and loyalty.  When the Guard enters a battlefield, you know this s*** is serious!
Strength: 50
Minimum Rank: Corporal
Minimum Influence Per Fight with No Weapon: 25
Click here to apply: https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dDc5MGdSbzRWNElzWGZDdmMxRzVNa1E6MA


The US Mobile Infantry

On the Bounce! Immune to Serbian Beet Spray and armpit smells, the MI deploys worldwide starting and finishing Resistance Wars in Serbia's backyard...avoiding their backdoor because even beets smell better than that.
Strength: 500
Minimum Rank: Lieutenant
Minimum Influence Per Fight with No Weapon: 85
Click Here to Apply: http://tinyurl.com/MIEnlistApp


The US Army

Highly Trained Warriors of Freedom, when the US Army hits a battlefield, the earth shakes. Ok, eRep's servers overload..but DAMMIT it's a game and it's the same difference!
Strength: 1000
Minimum Rank: Major*
Minimum Influence Per Fight with No Weapon: 200
Click Here to Apply: http://tinyurl.com/armyapplication


The US Airborne

Long, Tall and Sexy! When Airborne drops on a battlefield, and smell the BBQ's being lit up, Serbs know they are the main course.
Strength: 2500
Minimum Rank: Lt Colonel***
Minimum Influence Per Fight with No Weapon: 550
Click here to apply: https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dEV1cTdTLUhUVkhmeGRTbThrVGQzV3c6MA

and...this bit calls for a little theme music


The US Marine Corps

The culmination and goal of every eUS Soldier is to join the Marines. Like every branch of the eUS Military, we take nothing from our fellow eUS Citizens in tax dollars...from you, Serbia and your pathetic, enslaved lackey's - WE WILL TAKE EVERYTHING.
Strength: 4000
Minimum Rank: General
Minimum Influence Per Fight with No Weapon: 940
Click here to apply: https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dDdwa3BDNVVxZmxHZ3lfdlNyY3YzZlE6MA..


We are new players learning the glorious history of the eUSA, the Citizen Soldiers and last line of defense, the swift efficient and mobile amongst us, the brutally efficient regiments of our regular forces, the high-flying death dealing soldiers from the sky and the raggedy-ass mud-caked Marines, any one of us moves the needle in this damn game with a click of a button.

So, Serbia; eat your beets, enslave your polish pets, laugh at your spanish fleas and BRING YOUR S***!

Every state taken hardens our resolve, we are the masters of the underground Resistance War.

We're getting stronger every day, so let the wipe come.

Then it's our turn.

Live free, don't be a burden to your fellow eAmericans, and join the eUS Military today!