Breaking News: Gracious Dictator spreads message of peace and benevolence

Day 2,659, 13:05 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by AMD.


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Attention citizens of the eUK.
His lord almighty grand master wizard Cpt Admiral Chazbeard has spread his message (among other things) and promoted the need for peace and stablility in the region.

In no way do I regret the chance to complete my daily order for today (no matter how much I need to fuel my energy bar addiction). In no way do I want to waste time and expenses in fighting for a TP or any medal in fact, why waste energy and resources that can be siphoned into the Chazbeard beer money Yoof Work Fund.
I am proud ultimately to be a citizen of this peace loving nation.

In other news as you can see, notorious opposition to the grand regime, Bruce Wayne, previously opposed to the BENEVOLENT dictatorship has expressed his support in the new, no war, no way campaign. Congratulations for seeing sense my friend!


Pope Admiral Lord Chazbeard, in all his glory.

Thank you citizens, Chaz please release my family, and good day.



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