Bras and Knickers - Put an End to Electile Dysfunction

Day 1,523, 16:42 Published in USA USA by Iamnameless

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Mission Statement: There will always be at least TWO hotties in every issue.


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Fellow eCitizens, today I announce my candidacy for Congress from one of eUSA's newer regions - scenic Baja!
Ever since our great eNation took control of Baja, we've enjoyed the bonus of lower prices on key commodities.



Land of sand, sun and smugglers


I'm running under the banner of the US Marijuana Party (formerly the Libertarian Party).


Did someone say Marijuana Party?


Truth is, I like to keep eRep and rl separate; I'm not even going to go there and comment on the advisability of smoking marijuana. Smoke it if you like it, don't smoke it if you don't - either way, that doesn't change the cost of food and weapons for our brave citizens, does it? I will try to bring that same objective, game-mechanics-based perspective should the good citizens of Baja choose me as their representative.



As you can see, my campaign manager has a lot to offer besides marijuana.



Why vote for me?



Because I'd be a good representative the common man - or woman - in our fine eNation:

I fight for the eUSA every day in the eUS Civilian Military Group, 2nd Regiment.

I work every eRep Day - in fact Election Day will be my 829th Day in a row, and I haven't missed a day of work since starting eRep almost three years ago. That's the same kind of dedication I'd bring to Congress.


I'm not the type to just lay around looking beautiful. Not looking beautiful, anyway.


I'm a business owner who tries to self-supply as much as possible. I understand what citizens go through as they try to arm and feed themselves while staying afloat financially.


Take the plunge. It's not so bad once you get wet.



At level 33, I'm a citizen with enough eRep experience to know a thing or two, but certainly no one could consider me an "elite" or in any way a part of the establishment. Other than being Party President of some lulz parties for a few months over the years, I've never held any elected position in eRep, nor been appointed to any cabinet position.


I think most citizens would agree that some fresh voices in our eNation's halls of power would be a good thing. At the same time I would take the role seriously and do nothing that might harm the our eNational interests - with me you won't to worry about unapproved lulz proposals or citizenship granted to PTOers.



It's not just his candidacy; my breasts need your support too.



One policy to which I will always adhere -- besides "at least TWO hotties in every issue" of my newspaper; that's a given -- is that I won't buy votes. I'll be happy to reimburse money spent by supporters to move to Baja and vote for me, but anything beyond that just doesn't seem right.



My campaign volunteers did wonders for another candidate a few years ago.


So there's my pitch!
PM or comment with any questions or thoughts, or if you need help moving for Election Day.


Win or lose, Bras and Knickers will continue with its commitment to episodic publication of just enough text to separate the hottie pics.


Until next time, as always,

Go eUSA!



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