Bras and Knickers - Awww Baby [PANAM]

Day 1,138, 13:06 • Published in USA USA • by Iamnameless

citizens of eNations joining PANAM are giddy with delight

Mission Statement: This paper continues to evolve from its original mission, but one thing will never change: there will always be at least TWO hotties in every issue. We're currently publishing under a new name in honor of our commitment to the eRepublik rules governing the use of pictures in articles. Hope you like this issue, and check out some of our back issues too!


Welcome back dear readers!


A little theme music perhaps? (right-click to open in new tab/window)


Today's issue focuses on PANAM - the new alliance that's rocking the New World - and the feelings that led the eUS to share this special moment with those closest to her.


Can you rock with me (awwwbaby)
Non-stop with me (stop with me)
Can you take it to the top with me
I just wanna love you babe (love ya babe)
Always thinking of you babe (wanna love you babe)



O Canada!



eCanadians are so hot, the polar ice caps are melting


Our commitment to our nearest neighbor is rock-hard. We love how you feel next to us.


I think I like how your body feel next to me
Aw baby when you kissing me, aw baby when you loving me
I can't describe what I want to do to you tonight
Aw baby when you come to me, I'll make it so you'll never leave



eCanadian looking cool at the pool



eCanadian strutting across the world stage



eCanadians broadcasting directly to our hearts



Sweet.






Ever since the first time we thrust into Japan, the eUS knew it was on to something special. But we understand if we have to share with other eNations who have recognized your charms.


See I don't know if I can handle you as just a friend
Aw baby I can't pretend, aw baby I'm so far in
But I don't mind as long as I could have you in my life
Aw baby I'm satisfied, even if you're not just mine


Through closer grinding contact with citizens of the island nation of eJapan, we hope to gain from


eJapan's avant-garde fashion sense



their perenially kawaii J-pop



and of course, their vastly superior television offerings.





eBrazil, are you thinking what I'm thinking?



eBrazilian reaction to the PANAM announcement \o/



We in the eUS yearn to learn your samba.


Can you rock with me (awwwbaby)
Non-stop with me (Ohhh, no)
Can you take it to the top with me
I just wanna love you babe (I wanna love ya babe)
Always thinking of you babe (thinking of you)



Wave that flag!
Or don't. It really doesn't matter. We'd salute you either way.




These eArgentinian citizens are delighted with PANAM...



...and welcome us with open arms.


Hear about the missing eRepublik Congressman who said he was "hiking the Appalachian Trail"?
It turns out he was "liking the Argentinian tail".



From what I've seen so far, PANAM is looking good.


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Until next time, as always,


Go eUS!



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