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Bancuri - seria 2

Day 2,486, 23:06 • Published in Argentina Romania

• by dan-rusca

Sotia catre sot:
- Merg la vecina pentru 5 minute !...Te rog sa mesteci in oala la fiecare juma' de ora!

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-Ati urmat recomandarea mea: o pastila inainte de masa si un coniac mic la desert?
-Da, numai ca la pastile sunt cu zece zile in urma, iar la coniacuri sunt cu trei saptamani inainte.

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Un tip la spovedanie:
- Parinte, am pacatuit. Am pacalit un evreu.
- Fiule, asta nu e pacat! E un miracol!

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Alinuta ii spune mamei:
-Mamico, mi-ai spus ca ingerasii au aripi si pot zbura!
-Desigur, scumpa mea!
-Aseara, cand tu nu erai, am auzit cum tata ii spunea bonei ,,ingeras''. Ea cand va zbura?
-Maine dimineata, scumpo, maine dimineata