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Application to become dictator

Day 2,751, 02:52 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

Above is our current dictator. Imposing? No!

Strikes fear in the hearts of our enemy? No!

R the poppy lice afraid of him? No

So how can this be our undemocratically elected dictator?

How can a dictator remain in office for 3 months? Are we trying to emulate Fifa
(Fixes [games /tournaments] Indulge [in bribes] Forget [corruption] Arse*

and Septemus "never missed a bribe" Blabber - mouth. I am confident everyone I bribed will vote for me.

Well to say that I will be a bad dictator is not the truth. During my glorious reign all will be united in hard work and toil.

People will be ~~forced~~ asked to donate monies to the Irish government. So that I glorious dictator can also erect a gold statue like our previous dictators sweet drinker and appleman of myself in the vault.