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I almost feel a bit saddened to report the same old news. War here, war there. The New World never really changes. But thankfully, I only have to report what concerns eUSA. If I had to do anymore, then "America, by The People" would be "Everything, by Everyone" and that's what we call "the internet". My newspaper, where our motto is "MOAR QUOTATIONS"! Somehow it's just become a habit. Anyway, let's put a pause on this rant until I feel otherwise. Then again... No, Hyrozek, no more monologue. But it's fun! No, it's not, it's just confusing.

Now before I'm sent away to an asylum, we can at least finish the news. If I'm lucky, I'll get to go to Arkham. The first story I would like to report is the Japanese invasion of Alaska. While I had my doubts about Japan taking more territory, this is just outright outrageous! Granted, I would very much like to know why anyone would want a frozen wasteland, but I won't judge. Perhaps the Japanese are a bit tired of tentacle monsters everywhere. Bringing those to America doesn't really sound like the best of possible scenarios. Even if they might be fun to watch.

Second report comes from our defense of occupied eFrance. Hopefully we can keep that territory and push further into the nation, and by that point we can further spread throughout Europe. But in any other case, the best we can do is show the French what it's like to lose a small amount of land. It seems that the world wants the parts of America no one else does. First it was New Jersey, now it's Alaska. With all this, maybe going back to the monologue won't hurt.

But then comes back the question of the millennium, "How does this affect us?"
It's demoralizing enough to see us lose anything, and that's enough for me. However, it's encouraging when we push our limits (even if those limits are international borders). By this point, you can already tell that your humble publisher has lost his mind.