ADMIN! It's been 6 years!! Where's the ENTERTAINMENT???

Day 2,562, 22:03 Published in Thailand Thailand by Mystela

Thailand's last CP Race somehow, ended in a misunderstanding & the beautiful Evelet007 thought that she had won the coveted CP chair. You don't have to imagine my surprise,

when shortly after I had relayed the election results to her, she was seen happily jogging away from our Senior Elder dete's Imperial Palace, with the illustrious CP chair held firmly in her grip!? 😮

I explained to the team that it was all Google Translate's fault, but they refused to accept this. Trying to mesmerize them with my personal mantra, Congressional Rule # 27, ZA SVE ŠTO NE valja, KRIV JE MRLE1982!!!, strangely had no calming effect on them, even though it was written by our esteemed dete himself? 😒

The Elders gave me no choice. I had to do exactly as they said, "Immediately run the speedy Evelet007 down & restore the purloined CP chair to its rightful place, preferably before our beloved dete returned & tried to sit in it!" 🙁


Unfortunately I realized too late, that Google Translate had let me down once more & that The Elders had meant for me to actually run, as in with my feet? O.o

I swear that the bumper, only grazed her a tiny bit & anyway the sturdy CP chair cushioned her fall.
I knew that she was fine, because her swift reflexes blocked every attempt that I made to brush off her stylish track suit. Then she ran off into the sunset, repeating what I guessed was her own personal mantra, which seemed to consist of a lot of joyful shouts of jbg's. So I went to sleep that night, secure in the knowledge that everyone & especially everything, was in its rightful place & that all was forgiven. 😃

Until... the next day when I read our CP's monologue & saw that she'd assigned me to the Ministarstvo za internacionalne zabavljače!? She knew that I knew, that this game has no entertainment value, let alone an international one, which meant that everyone knew that, I was doomed to failure! But I promised her that I wouldn't let her down.
As I massaged the bumper, I felt the hot breath of doom on my neck & I knew what I had to do. So after I washed my neck, I sent threatening, secret messages to many players, encouraging them to help. These are the replies of those who dared to reply! 😛

Argentina - Soy Malvinas, rl Argentinian,
I reeeeeaaaally like THAI powa!!!! But what I like the most, is your spam spirit, mrle is a good example... whenever possible... posts THAI POWER or WE HELPED! or stuff like that.
I also have good good friends and we have to total trust relationship.
You are fun, and thats great!

Canada - Mary Chan, rl Canadian,
Needs more ~hyuu~! 😃
Colombia - Nicolas Furia, rl Colombian,
It seems to me a good country where works people to unconditionally, and accept assistance when given to them.
I have not words for this country. I can only say that they have asked for help from Colombia, and has supported them in so far as it has been helping.
Excuse me for my bad english 😃

Croatia - Fabius, rl Croatian,
What you ask me? I understood only "yes or no", so my answer are yes, ofcourse 😃

Greece - Savonrepus, rl Australian,
Is there anything closer to heaven than being tied down by Thai girl power? Suppose if the h was not so silent they would have me by their thighs.

India - MohanB, rl Indian,
eThai are rebellious coterie of pirates and the conniving cabal of this eWorld - except for Mystela the Princess

Indonesia - Martabak Ostin, rl Indian,
eThailand is Awesomemaxxx
Plz make Visa free to visit ePattaya 😉
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WarankZ, rl Indonesian,
ahahaha,,ok ok im serious now 😉
- eThailand in my eyes is : what a great nation in eRepublik now;
- with a small population, you always makes scared all of your enemies and ofc makes worried all your allies 😛 wkwkwkk
- your country progress untill now was quite glorious.. and many ecountry respected eThailand.

Ireland - REBELLION 2014 FRITZHILL, rl Canadian,
not sure what to say. not had alot of interaction with your ecountry and it's soldiers.
they seem to like our beer and women.
they need to stay away from the maple syrup.
i kinda have a thing for asian women maybe cuz there small. lol

Japan - JetiShumadinac, rl Serbian,
Well i know large amount people from eThailand (not in RL from game 🙂 ).
I respect most of them, they are good economists, brave soldiers, good tacticians (especially mrle 😃 ) and as i can see they are probably good people in RL.
People from eThailand are most from eSerbia and few other countries. But they made from one weak country one powerful country who can fight against much stronger and numerous enemies. I admire and respect them 🙂
Thaiii power 😃

Malaysia - TeMing, rl Malaysian,
eThailand, I also like to call it as etahi! (no offence hehehe)
You are strong, I don't like to be near your ecountry, we have almost no chance to fight your credit cards, you people are earning Euros and we are earning RM (4x difference!!), better spend them elsewhere than giving them to plato, and still surprised people are still feeding plato after so many years.
So many times I wish to wipe you out, so many times it is reversed and eMY is wiped out instead lol. Being besides eThai is good and bad, bad eMY has to chance to fight if eThai decided to fight, good is eMY can be wiped easily to stop PTO or whatever stuff, not that eMY has a team of dedicated persons to fight off anything 😃 Sometimes eThai being a bully is actually a blessing in disguise for eMY 😛
However, I admire your countrymen's undying love towards your own country and patriotism. eMY would have been much stronger if we have a portion of your unity and loyalty.

New Zealand - Koska de STRAH, rl Serbian,
I've been visiting eThailand for more than 4 years now. After eNew Zealand the best place to be. Crazy, funny crew that thought me some Thai sayings:
มดแดงแฝงพวงมะม่วง - Red ants swarming on a bunch of mangos (Stop someone from getting something you don't want)
ย้อมแมวขาย - Paint stripes on a cat (Dressing something up to look good but underneath it's not)
กบเลือกนาย - Frogs choose the boss (Wait too long to make a decision and get something worse)
จับเสีอมือเปล่า - Catch the tiger with bare hand (Get the benefit without any investment)
อดเปรี้ยวไว้กินหวาน - Don't eat something sour when you could eat something sweet (Patience brings rewards)
I am glad that eThailand exist with all wonderful Thai people and i am glad that they are my friends. They made this game interesting.

Romania - TemujinBC, rl Canadian,
I used to believe "Texas is Thailand" but history has shown this to be untrue. In fact, I now respectfully declare "Guzi is Thailand" because the power of ZadnjiThai is far-reaching and nearly global.

Singapore - Morphine, rl Romanian,
In more than 2 words.. I love your eCountry 🙂 but I kinda hate it that you don't have more girls in it.

Slovenia - SmoothZiga, rl Slovenian,
What I think about Thailand. Well like a year ago I had a good oppinion regarding Thailand I saw it as a good friend. Then when Asteria/LETO was made that started to fade away because of stuburn politics and when Thai signed MPP with Croatia and Poland all my "liking" for Thailand went away. Now I am sad to say but Thai for me became an enemy country.

South Africa - Luc Praetor, rl Afrikaner,
I don't have have much in my tiny little mind, especially not about Thailand 😁 Which also means; No ill feelings either.
In my mother tongue the sound of "Thai" means tough or hard to beat. Thailand when said too quickly sounds like "that land over there".
Bangkok isn't really the name of the capital of Thailand. It's full ceremonial title is "Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit", to which I reply, "is that a full ceremonial title in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?".
This title of course translates as, "City of Angels, Great City of Immortals, Magnificent City of the Nine Gems, Seat of the King, City of Royal Palaces, Home of gods incarnate, erected by Visvakarman at Indra's behest. "Wouldn't it be funny if we forced all eThai citizens to start and end every private message with that greeting?
Then there's the old confucius joke, "man who walks fast through turnstile at international airport, is going to Bangkok.
Continue to have fun!
&
Tifonus, rl Serbian,
well, Thailand is Country with lot of serbians ( i am serbian RL ) and lot of my Friends such as Dzonyxx and Novakovic soo i can say all the best about this country. Only bad mistake was changing mpps and geting mad on serbia.

USA - Paul Proteus, rl American,
I know far too little about eThailand, less than I should, though everyone I know who plays there is indeed awesome. The fact you have a Minister of International Entertainment places you leagues ahead of any eNation I know.

NB - With apologies to everyone who replied, I removed formatting, signatures, good wishes etc., to make the article not quite so long. I also apologize for putting everyone on the spot, including the players who would have participated, had rl allowed them to. A sincere thank you for helping to make Thai's Ministarstvo za internacionalne zabavljače a big success! I hope that all eRep players everywhere, find some entertainment here as well.

Happy eRep Anniversary Thai Team! 😘*
It's our new rokaje! 😉
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Long live the King!
Long live Thailand!

tl;dr
ADMIN! It's been 6 years!! Where's the ENTERTAINMENT???