A Little Song

Day 2,102, 18:49 • Published in USA Georgia • by Weapon Frayer

Well, I can't publish long stuff, so here:

I had a little song I was saving......
It describes the past few months, both military, political, and economicly.

Mr. Plato Had A Treasury Full of France's Gold

[Young Citizen is waiting for plane to arrive. He smiles, with 2 minutes remaining. Then, he sees the wall crashing on the 'War 6' section. Another citizen then falls from plane as it crashes into airsrip.]

Young Citizen 1: What the hell happened to you?

Young Citizen 2: Plato, kid.

[Young Citizen 2 sings song]

It all started, on this year very day....
They handed me my top hat, and sent me on my way!
My mission simple: to chronicle the war,
From the moment I stepped into war, I took it in the rear!

Monetary market meltdowns, a bailout by the Swiss,
US, Chile, Paraguay, and 'Nesia got pushed into...

Homelands got conquered, Russia's going down!
Hannibal LA ran into a banhammer...

Walls fell over, and Serbia turned tricks,
Ajay went to rehab, 'cuz he couldn't control his...

Multis needed a kickstart, the Argentines need gas,
Kesler showed the world her wand, and Plato showed his...

This war was fu***** crazy, I'll give it to you straight,
For your sake, I hope War '7 will be better then War VI!

Oblige beated Ronnie, so long to the far-right,
Now Ronnie has many houses, but none of them are...

Austria waved a white-flag, from Serbia was pucked,
When the admins tapped a hockey mom, the press wrote "What the"...

Truck guns in Istanbul, Players up and quit,
Putin stuck his chest out, and told the Huns to eat...

Shipping got spurred by Serbs, Alex and Katherine hit,
Ronnie's honey had a baby, but baby wasn't his...

And more leadered, and more famines, floods, and wars...
It there's one thing I'm grateful for, it's this, job's, now YOUR'S!

[YC 1's hat is there, as YC 1 ran away.]

YC 2: Uh, kid?



YC 2: Oh nuts.

YC 2: AHHHH!!!!

[Gets put on 'War 6' plane]