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A Humble Acceptance

Day 1,294, 19:21 • Published in USA USA

• by Disco Musolini

As you should have read recently, I have been named the Intern Supervisor in our new BAOTUS’s administration. I tell you now, this is not a position that I take lightly. All world class organizations run on the backs of interns and Evil Chutley is going to need the most Bas Ass interns possible it he’s to have a successful term.

Firstly, the ladies and the Asian get to stay. Whiteboy is lucky he even had the chance to look at my badass interns.

Secondly, interns don’t get computers. Anything that can be done by a computer should be done by an intern. This isn’t Fort Knox we’re running here.

Thirdly, dress code standards will not be relaxed. All interns are expected to be in business casual attire. That means collars. Just 'cause Evil Chutley looks like a slob doesn't mean these interns can.

Finally, these interns should not expect a cakewalk. They will be tested. Their oral skills will be challenged. Minds will be blown. In the end though, these interns will be able to walk away with experiences they couldn't have gotten anywhere else