A heartwarming story from Dame Edna
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by Releasethe Krakken
Hallo darlings,
Im Dame Edna . Yes yes . oh simmer down simmer down please.
Now as you fellas dont know I had a little lad with my girlfriend of the time.
We named him Alexandria so that he would be sexually confused when he grew up like his dad. I left then so he took the surname of his mother TheGreatest.
I wonder if you fellas have seen him . I have visisted the little tyke a few times but then he was still a little shit boy.
Your a funny woman he would say and pull at me hair the whole time.
If he only knew he was caressing the lovely locks of his dad.
I read here he is trolled by a certain sea creature called Krakken even though I had a chat with said Krakken
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It seems said Krakken and his little buddy Kurgan is still trolling poor dear Alexandria and saying all kinds of nasty things of my dear son.
Things such as he shouldnt call Africans the N word
and things such as Nazu pictures may offend certain grumpy people. Whats wrong with a lovely pic of old Adolfie .
So Krakken and Kurgan you 2 little shits
Watch out because I will be lurking in the shadows
And to my lovely boy greetings from your old dad. My offer for you to join me on tour as my daughter is still open.
Toodles
Dame Edna
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lame joke. mike tyson has beaten everyone so hears there is a guy who everyone is afraid off in the old transvaal so he goes there. he ask the petrol attendant do you know where i can get big john. petrol attendant cowers and looks around and say dont say his name out aloud he goes to the hotel often. so mike goes to the hotel's bar orders a drink and after receiving it he ask bartender where is big john i want to fight him. bartender falls on his ass and points to the swinging doors of the bar. in walks a man 8 foot high with legs as broad as tree trunks and arms to match. nervously mike tyson laughs and hands him his drink and say I'm Mike tyson and always wanted to meet you big John whereby the giant cowers and drops to the floor and in a tiny voice say is Big John here.
dont copy paste my jokes...
Didnt u say in a comment somewhere about alexandria that you had sexual relations with his mother ?
naw his mother is dead. where is he anyway?
I'm starting to think that this isn't a real message from Dame Edna. Damn it.
so u are Dame Edna and you are gender confused? I thought youz waz black and in FBI :/
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More racist hate from Nogin...
And she is even proud of it....
please no one report this i want a monument to nogins racism here forever
You really amuse me RTk, with your childish logic/comment and really stupid allegations of racism, truth be told your just a troll whos sole purpose in life is to make others life a hell, through any means possible, but when the tables are turned you then cry wolf.
So how are you getting on with repaying the 50k DP says you took from the orgs.
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you think the majority of african people in south africa is rich no they are all poor. To say I am a race because my mother had no money to buy soap implies you are a racist. Adding to that the commonly held slur that africans dont bath and stink is even worse. How can you justify this Nogin. Are you really this blind to your imperfections that you can say the most most racist thing and then think you can just talk it away. Im sorry i have no more time for you, you racist.
Troll Troll Troll
Return the cash and apologise to the people of ireland for asking a CP to publish fake accounts, you should be ashamed of yourself asking a CP to aid you in a crime.
i shoulda added he send me the letter dame edna that is. my oversight. oh and nogin nyx is african american so you were a racist to 2 people . great work you old gal.
I am not african american
i coulda swear you said something along that lines. but ok anyway. atleast you dont say a group of people who is mostly poor and was such for years is their colour because they cant soap thereby implying they dont bath as well and stink. well done nogin you topped alex's statement your are officially biggest racist in eIreland.
nope i think u imagine things haha. I think black men are sexy which is why you Edna pretended to be one.
im not dame edna . de just send me this letter as he little boy causes him so much heartache with all his racism and stuff he does. he almost have no hair left in his wig
i think maybe u have DID and you don't realize when u r havin multiple personality switches. Dame Edna, FBI, priest, etc
The thought of RTK in a dress and wig is going to give me nightmares now...
Who's the racist here?
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first off where to start irish is not a race . ethnicity yeah to a certain extent although most programs i see they only share a oy kinda accent. that forum is trash guy placed pics of 2 male persons having sex? panis is his name. and and and.
i cant place posts of them here. its such foul . i had them silenced for quite a while but got bored with the forum and left it mostly for the counting thread.
oh and lest i forget they are all nazi supporters. so yes alex i have been trolling them nazis too death. you can thank me later. oh heck i forgot you recently got a fp for supporting nazism. thats a bad one huh
I would agree that Irish is not a race, its more a cultural thing
they have some ethnic traits but i would say one would say Gaelic not irish .
Damn..that Edna...