A Crusty Homecoming: An Interview with Pizza the Hut
Day 1,137, 18:44
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by HobbitTon
This is a lulz interview.
Audience? What, what are you doing eating pizza in a hut, audience? You almost looked like Pizza the Hut during his Glory Days Comeback tour. But no one can replicate that stash!
~It has been quite an interesting year in the New World indeed. For all my subscribers, I thank you for all you do because you are the motivation to keep me writing. As a treat, I have interviewed the infamous Pizza the Hut. Enjoy!~
By the way, Pizza the Hut answered some user submitted questions at the bottom! Scroll down there and read some of his interesting words!
Thank you for taking the time out of your New Year's Eve to have an interview with this hobbit. I've anticipated this interview for a very long time just because everyone likes Pizza the Hut.
No problem. Always happy to do so.
As you may know, I am a hobbit. In my home country, we have a bold seperation between hobbits and trolls. Have you met any trolls?
Lulz... many in my day... some harmless... some vicious. I myself are an elf, wise and immortal.
I always thought you were a pizza in a hut. Am I wrong? You were a prominent character in America for a very long time, and you had a strong opinion about things. What did you feel was wrong in America?
There was a great and saddening sense of elitism... which still pervades to this very day. The problem was always that the powers that be would collude and prevent anyone with a different point of view from gaining any power or participating in the function of the nation. Sadly, like real life, school yard bullies exist in the eWorld.
And so you rose in power. Slowly but surely, you did many interesting things that still have impact on what we do today. Did you know you tried PTOing the country?
Nope, I tried ATOing it from the tyrannical despots who had PTO'd it and hogged all the power for themselves. I was a freedom fighter, a man who stood up for liberty against the forces of evil. I am proud of my track record and have no regrets in that regard.
Many people looked up to you, and it turned into a small cult following. These people would include Josh Whitehead and other Hungarians. Do you consider yourself a savior of America due to your notable solutions to our horrid problems?
Well, I would say you clearly are being biased... are you the MSNBC of the eNews world? Anyway... it was far more than a "small cult".... I gathered 17% of the vote in my last POTUS campaign with only a sixth party supporting me. I think that's a pretty strong statement about the number of people who believed and liked what I had to say about what was going on.
Josh Whitehead is from Washington State and a member of the US Air Force in real life, so you need to get your propaganda straight. Furthermore, I worked with Hungarian ATO operatives to try to put an end to the occupation of our country. I only regret that our strategy was not more successful. I wish I was a Savior for our country, but so far that has yet to come to fruition, perhaps one day enough people will finally stand up to the nonsense that occurs in the eUS. Until that day, I will support all those who will fight.
With your large group of followers, you did some impressive things within the United States. In your time in the States, what did you think was your greatest accomplishment? Why do you think so?
I believe my ability to almost get the Republicans to the Top Five TWICE. The first time we got to over 500 members from a party that originally had 50. No one else can single-handedly almost break the barrier of the elite establishment the way I did. I am proud that we almost achieved it and humbled that so many of the elites felt it necessary to take me out. Our party did well because we must of really stood for something.
Your somewhat claim to fame, the Republican Party, fell though. Who was at fault there, and how did you feel about it? I would be mad if Gollum came around and tore down the Shire.
Yes... well we had many servants of Sauron who sought to destroy us sadly. It was nothing in the way of how we ran the party. The growth and organization was stellar, but as we came to realize later, Nixon and I, that no one, regardless of who led the party would be satisfactory to the elites, even if it was him who was supposedly more acceptable.
Instead, they sought to destroy the party so that it was not able to provide an independent voice and option and because the only people pulling our strings were the members themselves, as it SHOULD rightfully be.
Even after all the miraculous things you did, people despised you. You were misunderstood indeed, and you had so much potential to be the best President of the United States in a very long time. Why do you think people got the wrong idea about you?
I have always been very sure of my beliefs. Many people confused real life with the game and started to gossip and spread rumors. It's a classic case of being misunderstood. If people looked at what I had to say, my actions, and the reasons for them they would see that I am a man of my word and I stand up for some important principles.
Eventually, you left the USA for the newly formed country of Montenegro. Shortly after that, you were blacklisted by the United States Government. What made you decide to leave for the new country. How is your progress there right now?
Yes... sadly we live in a virtual police state in the eUS. We are stable and everyone here is satisfied despite some persecution and discrimination. Fear not, you have not heard the last of Pizza The Hut and I will return to free my homeland one day!
Everyone needs somebody to look up to. Who do you look up to? The saviorness of Glenn Beck? The negotiation skills of St Krems? The secrecy of Josh Frost?
LOL... all three who I would prefer to NOT ever have to look at! Well, I look up to Jesus of course and Ronald Reagan.... it's tougher to say in the game, but I would not object to another PigInZen Presidency.
How do you feel about Dio Brando? Would you let him into your heart and accept him as everything you look forward to in life?
I would be more open to Dio Brando if his supporters consisted of people other than those who follow fgts like Gagah, a twice incarcerated juvenile delinquent who gets away with terrorizing anyone who stands in their way and yet is always magically saved by Rod Damon, and whatever thuggish Administration is currently occupying the eWhite House.
Your influence seems to be everywhere in the New World. How many of you are there?
I lost count when I hit six digits.
Well, that should be it for today. Happy New Years you Pizza the Hut you. Don't grow moldy know you hear. Thanks again.
Hahaha. Anytime.
Too late.
"How do you feel about being shutout of GOP events and positions due to favours granted to other eReppers that have pull in the party?" ~ Inwegen
I might care if that were even true? News to me.
"Why do you keep playing when everyone hates you by default for being a bigoted moron" ~ Iain Keers
Those who name call tend to be what they accuse others of being.
And if you liked what you read, please vote, subscribe, comment, and shout! Thank you!
Best Regards,
Congressman, Arkansas
~Your neighborhood friendly hobbit.~
Audience? What, what are you doing eating pizza in a hut, audience? You almost looked like Pizza the Hut during his Glory Days Comeback tour. But no one can replicate that stash!
~It has been quite an interesting year in the New World indeed. For all my subscribers, I thank you for all you do because you are the motivation to keep me writing. As a treat, I have interviewed the infamous Pizza the Hut. Enjoy!~
By the way, Pizza the Hut answered some user submitted questions at the bottom! Scroll down there and read some of his interesting words!
Thank you for taking the time out of your New Year's Eve to have an interview with this hobbit. I've anticipated this interview for a very long time just because everyone likes Pizza the Hut.
No problem. Always happy to do so.
As you may know, I am a hobbit. In my home country, we have a bold seperation between hobbits and trolls. Have you met any trolls?
Lulz... many in my day... some harmless... some vicious. I myself are an elf, wise and immortal.
I always thought you were a pizza in a hut. Am I wrong? You were a prominent character in America for a very long time, and you had a strong opinion about things. What did you feel was wrong in America?
There was a great and saddening sense of elitism... which still pervades to this very day. The problem was always that the powers that be would collude and prevent anyone with a different point of view from gaining any power or participating in the function of the nation. Sadly, like real life, school yard bullies exist in the eWorld.
And so you rose in power. Slowly but surely, you did many interesting things that still have impact on what we do today. Did you know you tried PTOing the country?
Nope, I tried ATOing it from the tyrannical despots who had PTO'd it and hogged all the power for themselves. I was a freedom fighter, a man who stood up for liberty against the forces of evil. I am proud of my track record and have no regrets in that regard.
Many people looked up to you, and it turned into a small cult following. These people would include Josh Whitehead and other Hungarians. Do you consider yourself a savior of America due to your notable solutions to our horrid problems?
Well, I would say you clearly are being biased... are you the MSNBC of the eNews world? Anyway... it was far more than a "small cult".... I gathered 17% of the vote in my last POTUS campaign with only a sixth party supporting me. I think that's a pretty strong statement about the number of people who believed and liked what I had to say about what was going on.
Josh Whitehead is from Washington State and a member of the US Air Force in real life, so you need to get your propaganda straight. Furthermore, I worked with Hungarian ATO operatives to try to put an end to the occupation of our country. I only regret that our strategy was not more successful. I wish I was a Savior for our country, but so far that has yet to come to fruition, perhaps one day enough people will finally stand up to the nonsense that occurs in the eUS. Until that day, I will support all those who will fight.
With your large group of followers, you did some impressive things within the United States. In your time in the States, what did you think was your greatest accomplishment? Why do you think so?
I believe my ability to almost get the Republicans to the Top Five TWICE. The first time we got to over 500 members from a party that originally had 50. No one else can single-handedly almost break the barrier of the elite establishment the way I did. I am proud that we almost achieved it and humbled that so many of the elites felt it necessary to take me out. Our party did well because we must of really stood for something.
Your somewhat claim to fame, the Republican Party, fell though. Who was at fault there, and how did you feel about it? I would be mad if Gollum came around and tore down the Shire.
Yes... well we had many servants of Sauron who sought to destroy us sadly. It was nothing in the way of how we ran the party. The growth and organization was stellar, but as we came to realize later, Nixon and I, that no one, regardless of who led the party would be satisfactory to the elites, even if it was him who was supposedly more acceptable.
Instead, they sought to destroy the party so that it was not able to provide an independent voice and option and because the only people pulling our strings were the members themselves, as it SHOULD rightfully be.
Even after all the miraculous things you did, people despised you. You were misunderstood indeed, and you had so much potential to be the best President of the United States in a very long time. Why do you think people got the wrong idea about you?
I have always been very sure of my beliefs. Many people confused real life with the game and started to gossip and spread rumors. It's a classic case of being misunderstood. If people looked at what I had to say, my actions, and the reasons for them they would see that I am a man of my word and I stand up for some important principles.
Eventually, you left the USA for the newly formed country of Montenegro. Shortly after that, you were blacklisted by the United States Government. What made you decide to leave for the new country. How is your progress there right now?
Yes... sadly we live in a virtual police state in the eUS. We are stable and everyone here is satisfied despite some persecution and discrimination. Fear not, you have not heard the last of Pizza The Hut and I will return to free my homeland one day!
Everyone needs somebody to look up to. Who do you look up to? The saviorness of Glenn Beck? The negotiation skills of St Krems? The secrecy of Josh Frost?
LOL... all three who I would prefer to NOT ever have to look at! Well, I look up to Jesus of course and Ronald Reagan.... it's tougher to say in the game, but I would not object to another PigInZen Presidency.
How do you feel about Dio Brando? Would you let him into your heart and accept him as everything you look forward to in life?
I would be more open to Dio Brando if his supporters consisted of people other than those who follow fgts like Gagah, a twice incarcerated juvenile delinquent who gets away with terrorizing anyone who stands in their way and yet is always magically saved by Rod Damon, and whatever thuggish Administration is currently occupying the eWhite House.
Your influence seems to be everywhere in the New World. How many of you are there?
I lost count when I hit six digits.
Well, that should be it for today. Happy New Years you Pizza the Hut you. Don't grow moldy know you hear. Thanks again.
Hahaha. Anytime.
Too late.
"How do you feel about being shutout of GOP events and positions due to favours granted to other eReppers that have pull in the party?" ~ Inwegen
I might care if that were even true? News to me.
"Why do you keep playing when everyone hates you by default for being a bigoted moron" ~ Iain Keers
Those who name call tend to be what they accuse others of being.
And if you liked what you read, please vote, subscribe, comment, and shout! Thank you!
Best Regards,
Congressman, Arkansas
~Your neighborhood friendly hobbit.~
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HUAHEUHAUHEUAHIEHAUH
I didn't think you'd actually ask. Also drunk so not my fault. Also stop playa-hating on certain religions which brought us mathematics and the water-pipe.
Lol
AND TEA. NEVAR FORGET THE TEA
>MSNBC biased
>FOX News
Yep.
"I worked with Hungarian..."
Nothing more need be said.
>I believe my ability to almost get the Republicans to the Top Five TWICE.
What was the admin statement as to why the republicans were removed from participation in the Congressional elections the second time? I think it was due to "member irregularities"
I agree, that says quite a bit about your abilities in a certain aspect of the game, Ajay
LOL, PTH, I remember when you PM'ed me telling me that, yes, golance was a Hungarian and you were assisting him in his attempted PTO of the Federalist Party. I still have all of the PM's, so don't make me publish them when you lie and try to rebutt this comment.
@Chickensguys, but Glenn Beck is a dumbass. As was Ronald Reagan.
"Did you know you tried PTOing the country?"
"Nope... I worked with Hungarians to try to put an end to the occupation of the United States."
I miss PtH.
PTH - I can't wait till you find out. It's the best news I received this year.
seems he grew up a little though i hope he stays in Montenegro.
Tick stock market , kick your asss .
This game is a stupid one , lets play poker .
You misspelled despised, bro.
VOATED
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Lol I got his number and texted him IRL
pthut is a True American Hero
Voted.
Pthut is a farget.
I'm disappointed in yer words hobbit.
"How do you feel about being shutout of GOP events and positions due to favours granted to other eReppers that have pull in the party?"
The idea that people would take this game so seriously as to lash out at his rl is surprisingly sick.... let him fck up his own rl if he wishes to be what others have accused him of being.
Trent Lawrence Day 1,137, 19:58: 'Lol I got his number and texted him IRL'
Now that is truly sad, someone with no life, takes eLife so serious he would do this....
Actually I would like to see PTH come back to America. With him you always knew where you stood, unlike a couple of e😜residents and a current Secretary of State who through PENIX, Inc. got their gold out of T'jelle Bank, while Average Joe Desmoe take a bath to the tune of 30,000 gold. The thing about PTH is I think he would actually have the kahonas to admit he took the gold and like I said you always knew where you stood.
BTW HobbitTON...excellent and very daring article. Kodos on the job.
Ah PTH. Just a delusional as he was.
lol interesting article Hobbitton. I have to admit i didn't see this one coming.
"... perhaps one day enough people will finally stand up to the nonsense that occurs in the eUS."
We are, and shall continue to stand tall in the face of nonsense; irrespective of its origins. If all goes well with the present global realignment the eUSA might even choose to favor eMontenegro one day by dubbing it a 'quiet vacation spot'.
All in all, an interesting interview Hobbit; sadly PtH is part of the eAmerican Past, not our glorious future marked by the dawn of 2011.
Every time the eUSA elite commits some unpardonable atrocity, they haul out this guy, like some ignitable Guy Fawkes dummy. The good thing is we don't have AJ Bruno to kick around anymore.
^ I agree x2...
The elite have been caught with their hands in the collective cookie jar and are at the same time pointing to some player and scream, 'WOLF'. First it was the frost revolution that failed miserably, now one of the biggest corporations in eRep has gotten their gold out just prior to the collapse of T'jelle Bank, which in all probability caused the crash.
Interesting Stuff Hobbitton
Voted.
I almost feel bad for him... he always gets swindled and trusts the wrong people. At the same time though, he should have realized that an interview with him would end with him looking like a butt.