19º DROP シ - WHAT AN "TUGA" KNOWS ABOUT BELGIUM?

Day 2,056, 14:46 • Published in Belgium Portugal • by HK416

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Hi Fellas!

Today i will show you what the Portuguese know about Belgium.



It´s a comic article soo don´t be mad with me, i´m only saying the truth about what we know about your Country.
For the beginning, I have to say that in the 90´s/00´s, we related your country with pedophilia, due to cases involving priests and children. The most famous case was when they closed children in a cabin in the woods, for later organize hunts. :/
Don´t worry, we have these problem too. There are disgusting people everywhere.
Today we do not have this distort image about you. xP We look to Belgium as a brother "Irmão".



Another thing is our stereotype related to dishes, all you eat have potato fries: mussels with potato fries, fish with fries, meet with chips, chocolate and fries, and to end a packet of crisps. xD



But, we love some Belgian products like: Pringles, the famous Belgian Chocolate, Liège waffles, beer ( Jupiler, Kriek, Hoegaarden, Leffe, La Binchoise and Chimay), limburguer cheese and many more. \o/



Belgian People we know:
- Jean Claude Van Damme, yep and we also know that he was a ballet dancer xD
- Soulwax
- Tintin, Poirot, The Smurfs and Lucky Luke \o/
- Technotronic xD
- Vaya con Dios
- Gotye
- Witsel, Defour, Fellaini, Van Buyten, Hazard, Vermaelen etc... and one of my favorite players of all time Michel Preud´Homme. \o/
- 2 Unlimited xD
- Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike \o/
And many More.






Other Things we know:
- Manneken Pis, the boy who extinguish a fire with is own urine
- Atomium in Brussels
- Tintin and Lucky Luke \o/
- Tomorrowland \o/
- The National Anthem, i think there are 2 versions, am i right?
- We know you speak Dutch in the Nord and French in the South
- European Parliament 😐
- Belgian Girls have a good “rump” 😉 (I have evaluated and it is true)
- That you have a royal family
- That you have one of the highest rates of domestic violence in Europe :/ But
you guys can solve this drink less beer xP
- The chien de berger belge (I have one called “Yara”, she have 14 yearls old 😉)
- And more things that i can´t remember now....





That´s it, hope you like it, vote and sub, if you don´t like you can insult me....but you risk getting to know my toothless poodle xP

A huge hug and kiss,
HK416, the fluffy Portuguese.


PS: An Portuguese in Brussels