[WookCP] Moldova defeated, time for a cuppa...

Day 2,506, 09:16 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by 10 Downing Street



Moldovans...what Moldovans???

Hello eUK and congratulations on kicking the Republic of Moldova out of Ireland!

There was some incredibly hard fought battles going on, especially on Day 2,500 and Day 2,501 after the admins decided to allow the purchase of some crazy bomb packs. Some of us, myself included, purchased these and subsequently went a little mental with our damage….but the good news is we came out the other side victorious. So well done to everyone who fought, including our allies who were, at times, decisive in helping us push back that Romanian Moldovan wall.


Not such a wonderwall after all…




Now comes the terribly boring part about helping our friends the Irish...handing back their regions! In days gone by when we found ourselves at war more often than not, this would be unheard of, but times they are a-changing.

What I would suggest to you whilst the Irish regions are being returned to them, is to fight in one of our allies’ campaigns around the world, to give back some of the huge support they’ve shown us. I would ask you not to fight against the Irish though, even though your body aches to be gaining more True Patriot medals and your mind still tells you that the Paddys are our enemy...they aren’t.

This might be too much for most of you to stomach...but maybe you could even fight FOR the Irish and work towards your Freedom Fighter medal! No? Too soon? Hmmmmm....


Not this time though eUK, right?






Wook’s still watching…

There’s only a few more days left to get noticed by my roving eyes, be it on the battlefield, in the media or in the cut throat world of eUK politics...but I’ll be watching, fear not!

In the past week there were some amazing performances but I’ve only got three prizes to give out, so if you’re not on the list below still give yourself a good pat on the back...if you deserve it. If you don’t, then why not? What the bloody Hell were you doing all last week when we were kicking Moldovan backside, eh? Eh?? EH???

Cor blimey, I’ll need a sit down after writing this and a nice strong cup of tea. Who’s brewing?

PRIZE TIME!!!

Week Three

3rd Place - gali2332 with 867pts wins 25 Q7 tanks

2nd Place - CptChazbeard with 957pts wins 50 Q7 tanks

1st Place - just pipping Chaz into top spot was Sloegin with 998pts wins 100 Q7 tanks

T&Cs...you must be an eUK citizen, the points are decided by me and no bribes will be accepted, unless it’s my weight in Maltesers, then we can talk...

At the end of my term I shall award prizes based on the accumulated weekly performances and the big overall monthly prizes are as follows:

For 1st Place - 30 gold
For 2nd Place - 10 gold
For 3rd Place - 150 Q7 tanks

For the “Made Wook laugh most during his term” prize - 10 gold


There’s EVERYTHING to play for you lovely eUKers, you!



Thanks once again for reading and look out for the second part of Behind the furry mask...which is definitely coming soon!

WookieO

eUK Country President
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