[Wook4PM] Serious stuff and things...

Day 2,050, 12:58 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


Policies and stuff

So apparently simply telling the great eUK public that I am running for Prime Minister in these upcoming CP elections and them acknowledging my sexy, furry self as being the hottest candidate to run for this position since WayneKerr is not enough!

I have been informed that the voting masses need some more reasons to choose WookieO4CP.



I know?!? Crazy, huh?

I'm not one to cower from a challenge though. I'm not a joke candidate, unlike some of my rivals...(cough) Boh & Sambo (cough)...no, not at all. I have plans for the future. I want to make the eUK feel good about itself again.

I am a young citizen of this fine country we live in. I have already admitted that I have no experience in the eUK government.

But I think this is a bonus!



I have none of the stale, tired ideas and preconceived notions of those older heads who prop up much of the government at the moment.

Nor am I intent on simply bashing my opponents purely on their political allegiances. Instead I want to bring in people from all over the political spectrum to work with me to make the eUK a fun place to reside. I believe some people have forgotten that at the heart of all of this is a game that we all should be enjoying.





You still want some hard and fast policies though, huh?

Ok....if you insist.

1. Lots of war - I'd love to see the current level of war continue into the next month. I'm intrigued by the current administration's airstrike plan and would keep that pushing on too.



2. Lots of communication. This is key to retaining new players and I want to make sure we hold on to our babies. I've not dropped a baby or a Balzac yet and I don't plan to start now.



3. An infusion of good music and humour into the eUK. The Skatalites is a great party to be in and I would love to see the fun that is inherent in everything we do as Skatalites push through to become the norm in the rest of the nation.

This doesn't mean I'm going to make you all listen to a load of ska music (alright, there will be some), but I see ska as standing for a laid back attitude and a willingness to see the funny side in most things. You may be surprised to hear I do listen to music other than ska, just don't tell Chaz.



Yes Niko...I mean you.

All in all I honestly can't see any reason why you won't be voting for me this week.

I'm the only sensible choice for the eUK.



Some more lovely bonus pics for you to drool over:





tl:dr

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