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"Now Officer Friendly is not at fault for this, he just made a small mistake, there are different unsavory actors at work here however."

Nice to see someone is backing off the character assassination. More than a few of your party-mates owe OF an apology and should be pretty embarrassed by jumping to conclusions and failing to perform the most basic of tasks prior to election day.

Amazing.

For as big of a jerk as I try to be, I do look at everything subjectively, and as fairly as possible.

Last I looked SColberts article calling him a multi was the top in the US

I'm curious how it can be a PTO attack when you yourself confess that Officer Friendly wasn't a part of it. What would said PTO attack gain? "Haha there you go USWP you now have a different PP than you wanted but he can just simply drop out of the party to give the PP to Gnilraps. We really got you this time!"

If it was an actual PTO attempt would you not think they'd actually get someone in on the list that they could accomplish something with?

Also which group did the PTO attempt? Considering that you know that it was a PTO attack you must have some form of proof to base these accusations on.

With that said I would like to at least thank you for not assassinating Officer Friendly's character like a lot of other "unsavory" characters did.

You always find something to nitpick.

How exactly is that a nitpick? Your entire article is based on it. That is not nitpicking.

Also I think it is important to note that being fair in news coverage is priority number one. I cannot sit here and defame OF for something he says he did not do. I can however defame those who clearly wished to do harm to the party for some funny lels.

What harm did they wish upon your party for some funny lels? I see none. Literally NOTHING would have happened if you had Officer Friendly elected. He would have left the party and then rejoined to give the leadership over to Gnilraps and you would have felt safe for another month. Animis could then have runned again and poof she gets to be PP over USWP.

What you forgot to write in your article is how your party reacted to this deal. By throwing one of your own members under the bus and assassinating his character by calling him a PTOer and "suspected multi". Clearly we are all very jealous of that. I would love to be in a party where that's the kind of treatment you get. But sure, continue to defend such treatment of one of your own members.

I'm still curious at to which group that did this PTO attempt since you must have that proof. I have yet to see it.

If he isn't a PTO; what's the big deal? I haven't seen this much activity from USWP, since Hannibal was in town.
Your Pearl Clenching, meta-lords needed to get motivated.

We need Hannibal

Not quite sure what happened. All i know is either someone really was trying to PTO the party and was using me as their way in. Or it was a troll attempt. Either way no real damage was done and no real damage was possible. But i appreciate your objectivity in this article, Nice to know you can be more objective than a vp 😉

An amazing troll 😕= a PTO.

And there was NOTHING "Amazing" about USWP yesterday.

Instead there was the throwing of a member under the bus, accusations started by the party that the man is question was a PTOer and a Multie. Hell, there wasn't even an ATTEMPT to communicate with Officer Friendly... it went DRECTLY to "He's a PTOer foreign Multi".

The new Party President looked like a moron, not even knowing that Officer Freindly was run by USWP as a Congressmen.... the same month SHE was the Congressional Whip. She and quite a few others were literally BEGGING for help, then Animis stated that this was party business and that we should all stay out of USWP business.

Amazing is not the word for USWP. Yesterday showed that it is a tired, scared, pathetic party... ready to jump to conclusions and quick to ask for blacklisting of people who don't agree with them.

Perhaps if the power players of the party didn't treat everyone like douche bags... maybe more people would have been ready to help USWP out. The glory days are just a distant memory.

Animis: So Unpopular, USWP has to get other parties' members to vote for her.

Alright dood, grats on reading the title.

The author explains that Officer Friendly made a "small mistake". What was this mistake, running for PP or something else? The reason I ask is that my ePresident/Dictator made a call for ecitizens to join this party and vote for a specific member. I want to know if that call was justified or if it was a serious intrusion into the party election.

A USWP member did not follow their election rules, and remained on the ballot. When that member actually started doing well in the election and could possibly win, the USWP cried like little girls for the Government to save them.

It was an intrusion.. historically the government does not get involved in domestic party politics unless there is a foreign threat.

This is true.

^ THIS

USWP just needed a little help, Colin.

What happened was ridiculous, period.

Thank you to our great party regulars for your support yesterday and a special thanks for our friends from other parties who share in the ideal of FAIR PLAY, as an American Value.

Assuming Officer Friendly is a loyal lifetime USWP member, then he was horribly used by outside agitators to create an impression of a viable PTO. That is even more cynical and callous then if they had had the cojones to do it themselves.

In either case, everything is fine in USWP. Our members rose to the occasion and our friends helped out and all is good.

For those cowardly bullies who call names and stir up trouble for fun, my condolences.

So you're confessing you're a cowardly bully? Well that is very big of you. Not many people would do that. Creds to you. 🙂

oh so much lol