[UKRP] Who would've thought I'd be with you all again?
WookieO
Wowzers! It's been a long time since I was writing a UK Reform Party article...about 1,030 odd days in fact!
Not a lot has changed. Certacito's been holding the fort for, I believe, almost every single one of those thousand days since my last term as party president. Applebum's still sat in the corner in his chair, every so often demanding someone get him the 'good' Scotch and even Rodders, my old boss from Legion days, is still here making sure we don't do anything too crazy.
So what do I want from you lot then?
I don't think I can ask too much, times have changed. But I would like to see some friendly faces taking up spots on our potential Congress list. I used to make you fight between yourselves for the best places on the list! Now I just want you to make yourself available really.
I'd still like you all to send me a brief message with your UKRP mission statement for 2020. Anything goes. Literally anything. As long as there are words in English, I'll be a happy wook.
Me, being all happy
Where do we go from here?
Obviously I'd like us to improve our standing in the eUK party hierarchy. Numbers have dropped everywhere, but to fall down to fourth is a sorry state of affairs. Not entirely sure whether anything I attempt will change that, but I'm happy to give it a go. Hopefully getting our name back out there again through some articles might help...messaging any unaffiliated citizens too and not forgetting my loveable furry face at the forefront of the party once more.
Who would've thought I'd be back at UKRP after all this time?
COMPETITION TIME!
Why not add some fun for the party by offering prizes? So the competition is an easy one...
Write an article about the UK Reform Party and why people should come and join us. Make it amusing, make it colourful, just list a lot of youtube videos that show what Reform means to you maybe. Just getting something out there is what I want to see.
There will be HUGE cash prizes for the winners, depending on...ahem...how much I've got sitting in my account at the time. Get those articles out now...you could be Wook's Big Winner!
Right, probably enough from me right now.
See you around,
WookieO
UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK
JOIN THE UKRP, SEE THE WORLD, HAVE FUN, ONLY LOSE A FEW LIMBS...DO IT NOW!
Comments
UKRPers...get your names down on the Congress list and send me words, plus write an article and receive my love.
Non-UKRPers...join our party, receive my love.
Competition is not only open to UKRP members. If you...yes you there, the gimpy looking one giving me the evil eye...if you want to write an article about how great the Reform Party is, then go right ahead. You too will be eligible for the prizes!!
o7
It is great to have you back in action!
Its nice to see a new man or wookie at the helm, TUP take note!
This activity is giving my dementia a real boost
Hello Wookie!! Miss me at all? Probably not nobody else did. So what have you been up to for over 1k days?
I've missed everybody....of course 😃
The days all roll into one, old bean. No idea what's happening most of the time!