[UKRP] Vote for our lovely Congress candidates

Day 4,600, 17:32 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


It's Congress time!

Yes, it most certainly is. It's that time of the month when we head for the polling station and vote for the party that we want to have a say in how the eUK is run.

It has been a while since we saw a proper breakdown of who you'd be voting for as Congress candidates, so I thought as I have been trying to promote an increased media presence by UKRP it would be a good idea to give you some insight.

Before we get down to the nitty gritty of some serious politics I'd just like to thank all those who voted for me in the Party Elections. To get a second term is wonderful and I shall cherish it like a favourite gherkin.


You can never go wrong with a bit of Phil...




And now for some serious politics...

I implore you...vote for the UK Reform Party and elect these fantastic specimens to the eUK Congress. You won't find anything better elsewhere. This is where it's at.


Oh....and there's Jack OHerer...but he's a mysterious chap. We don't talk about him unless we've had a drink first.





What more do you want?

With an amazing Congress candidates list like that, there's not a lot else that needs saying. Also I hate to sound like a broken record....but where are my UKRP articles?!?

I started a competition weeks ago asking for anyone, anyone at all, to publish an article promoting our glorious party. That person would potentially win MILLIONS* in cold, hard cash for the simple job of writing about the UKRP.

Nobody has taken me up on my offer. But am I downhearted? Yes...nearly suicidal even....but will that stop me??! Maybe NO! I will continue to run this competition in the hope that someone out there wants to become Wook's Big Winner and roll around in MILLIONS** of fivers.

*Not millions.
**Still not millions.


We're all gonna go far...





That's all from me today. Vote for the UKRP for a brighter, sexier, furrier future for the eUK. Do it for your children.

Thanks,

WookieO

UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK

JOIN THE UKRP, SEE THE WORLD, HAVE FUN, ONLY LOSE A FEW LIMBS...DO IT NOW!