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You've made me so happy

Well, well, well...somehow I've been elected once again into the position that I love, the UK Reform Party President. Seeing those results come in and even forgetting to vote for myself this month, it was a wondrous moment when I realised you splendiferous UKRPers had put your confidence in me for another term.

Now this is only going to be a short article as I'm supposed to be working and I'll need to put out another article in a few days once the Congress candidates list has been finalised...which brings me to the main thrust of this piece.

ALL UKRP MEMBERS NEED TO PUT THEIR NAME ON THE CONGRESS LIST! I want to see a list longer than Chaz's todger...ok, maybe that's too easy. How about longer than Fraggles' whanger? Yeah, that should do it.







Let's aim for 18!

At the time of writing, we have ten names on the UKRP Congress candidates list. I think we can get that up to 18. Why that number you ask? I have no idea, it just sounded right when we were at nine names and I said "Let's double that!" on the party feed.

So now I'm stuck with it. Eighteen...18...ten plus eight...it's not a big figure. We can do this UKRP. Believe in yourselves. You can shine. You can shine like a star...






One last thing...

Still nobody has put their head above the parapet in an attempt to become...wait for it...Wook's Big Winner!!!

All I'm asking for is someone (hopefully a UKRP member, but at this point I'd take absolutely anyone doing it) to publish an article promoting the UK Reform Party and all its wonderful members. That's it. Then you get to win BIG!* Go on, make me and your Mum proud.

*Not that big.




Right, that's it from me. Now come on...join that Congress list. Because damn it people....I was made for lovin' you baby and you were made for lovin' me!!

Thanks,

WookieO

UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK

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