[UKRP] No idea who to vote for? Me neither. Maybe this'll help...

Day 3,514, 18:40 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO



Bamber’s in the mist and Dian Fossey’s backing Harambe…

Hello again everyone.

Somehow we’ve stumbled upon another Country President election and for the first time in a long while, perhaps ever, we have a slate of relatively unknown entities to vote for.

With this being the case, as Party President of the UKRP this month, I chose not to officially support any of the candidates. Instead I’ve opted to do what many in the industry call doing a TUP and allow a free vote. Not that we can or do enforce a choice on anyone even if there’s party backing, but still….vote with your hearts people....





Who the Hell are these guys?!??!

To assist you in finding what your heart wants to do, I thought I would offer a few words of wisdom regarding each of the five candidates.



What more can I say?

Harambe - I know absolutely nothing about the lad. However, he has an experienced team behind him and hopefully they’ll advise him on pushing the important buttons well.

bamber - He’s a commie. He’s been around a lot longer than I have but not been on the scene again until recently. He also has an experienced team behind him and hopefully they’ll advise him on pushing the important buttons well.

Horice G Fossil - Horice, Horice, Horice. We love you.

Chris Quantum - A recent arrival to the eUK. Do not have a clue what this chap’s like, but his avatar worries me for reasons I’m unsure about.

Wizard Wizbit - Apparently he’s the Antichrist. Who knew?!?





Savour me, savour you, ahaaaaaa!

This time Addaway gets the gratuitous mention in my article, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, other than that he followed instructions. Enjoy it. Savour it. Remember...this could have been you we were all savouring.



Finally a quick apology. To Chaz...and Wayne, the duo who set me on the right path in this game.

Last month, although not having any buttons to press, nor an official mouthpiece of the party, I publicly backed Dish for CP. With the way his term turned out, this was obviously not the right call. Should’ve voted Chaz.







Thanks for reading and don’t forget to vote!

WookieO

UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK
Royal Whipping Boy