[UKRP] Monkey scrota, Die Toten Hosen and of course Congress...
Day 3,504, 15:43
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by WookieO
Hier Kommt
It’s that time again.
Time to vote for the party you believe has the best candidates to make this month’s Congress sparkle! I freely admit sometimes those of us in the Party President seats cock up and we get substandard chaps and chapesses in parliament. However this month I am very pleased with the group of wonderful citizens who have put themselves forward to represent you in the crazy world that is eUK government.
There’s not a lot else to say other than here are the runners and riders for the UKRP this month. I asked our candidates to write me something regarding why they wanted to run for Congress. I demanded something emotional...this is what I got:
We also have the following wonderful players further down our mega list:
Garth Lidlington M.D. - What can you say about Garth that’s not been said before? He loves honey badgers.
Sir Humphrey Appleby - Applebum. These days, very much the marmite in our eUK sandwiches.
Toreben - Comes to us from Frogland. Nice chap.
stev56 - Is he a rabbit? I hop(e) so.
Rua Dam Vale - Just joined the eUK from parts unknown. “I applied for candidate of our party.” Wook’s favourite bit: “Can you put me Top names of list.”
GrEnDeLi - Grendeli doesn’t like our party, but he wants to stick with us. I admire that. Not enough to move him up the list of course. “I will not be verbose, Wookie.” Wook’s favourite bit: “Will be intolerant.”
The King Charles III - No idea what he’s smoking. “UK is now passing through a great crisis. That is why I need to get elected - to reform our country” Wook’s favourite bit: “Dear mr. WookieO.”
xHivex - No idea about this bloke. But I do like his avatar.
Savour me, savour you, ahaaaaaa!
This time Roachford gets the gratuitous mention in my article, for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Enjoy it. Savour it. Remember...this could have been you we were all savouring.
We’re like no other, eUK...we’re your easy lover…
WookieO
UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK
Royal Whipping Boy
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Vote UKRP for Congress, we're awesome.
I am put top Names of list \o/
That you are.
I am not put top Names of list /0\
Well, Congress is certainly gonna look quite different next term, given this and UKPP lists.
Still, TL😉R 8/10 needs more cats. 😉
Yeah, I considered putting some cats in, but this took long enough...so cats next time 😛
Awww! S'not an article without cats.
We have congressmen who are OLD - far older than anybody would think possible.
UKPP cannot possibly compete.
Hi there, UKPP have me. UKPP not only compete, but utterly destroy every party in Mongress. Not only did we troll you all in to accepting 100cc minimum wage for no reason other than to see if we could, we also managed to swindle 200k from the MoD after we had pushed for a wipe of Ireland. Which now looks like it's gonna be a wipe of eUK and we conspired together to impeach Appleby.
UKPP are the Kingmakers of eUK politics.
Look Wayne I'm not angling for any sort of clever position here. We're happy being used.
But Mada's not a mong and Fata knows things.
And Roachy knows words!
Typical UKRP... start a fight, get ya arses handed to you and then claim victim status.
Mada is slightly Mongy, lets be fair here, but Fata does indeed know things. As for Roachford, probably UKRP's shining star. Much more a P'er than a R'er in the UK_P spectrum in my opinion.
Not gonna lie, that made me blush like the girls from those hentai videos
Diprat do what Diprat do.
scammer!!
A little bit of change is good, too bad they'll have to listen to TUP people...
Will we? Oh bugger
Rodney ain't wrong, they love the abuse of being used 😛
Voted because, well, Phil. Innit.
"Rob the Bruce: We have congressmen who are OLD - far older than anybody would think possible.
UKPP cannot possibly compete"
o7
May not be as old as certacito, but I can compete on grumpiness 😉
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Really? I can be *really* grumpy when someone wakes me up in the middle of a snooze!
Well, well ...
1. "Grendeli doesn’t like our party ..." - WRONG! Grendeli doesn't like rotten apples in UKPR as Commodus/Appleby, that use multies and calls everyone else "scumbags", oily and hypocritical certacito and other zombies from the past.
2. Wook’s favourite bit: “Will be intolerant." - you conveniently take the phrase from context and you do not write against what. Of course that has nothing to do with the two dubious donation of money - before 9 days ago ( https://prnt.sc/fnxtmj ) and before 3 days ago, proposed by you (https://prnt.sc/fnxuo2) in absolutely idle this term and lead with totally incompetent and uninformed Sambo223 MoD. So tell me (as mongressman and proposer) - WHERE DID GO THOSE 800 000cc? Maybe we have new treasure thieves 😉
3. “I will not be verbose, Wookie.” - WRONG! This time I will. And will say - DO NOT VOTE for UKRP In this format - managed and driven by incompetent and corrupt players.
Thank you for your attention.
Don't worry, if we get voted in the task will be completed or voting will be cast bearing in mind the aforesaid limitations.
Better ask WHERE DID GO THOSE 800 000cc?
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