[UKRP] Getting WookieO into Congress

Day 2,376, 17:58 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


I feel the need, the need for some well informed and hearty discussion…

Well hello there everyone!

It’s been a while since I released an article, what with jetting off to forig parts, working my hairy backside off and a general sense of ‘meh’ with everything.

However...fear not you lovely readers. I have felt something was missing and I suddenly realised what that was...the excitement, intellectual rollercoaster ride and pure brilliance of being in the eUK Congress.


How it feels to be in Congress…

I have recently joined the very lovely United Kingdom Reform Party and will be hoping to become the party’s hairiest congressman since Butjam put on a gorilla costume over his usual slinky dress.

I have been in Congress twice before as a member of the Skatalites, running under the banner of the UKPP (who funnily enough have just agreed to merge with the UKRP, so I’m with a lot of the same bunch of losers fine, upstanding members of eUK society that I’d run with previously) thus I know what goes on behind ‘closed doors’.

I have also of course been your very own Country President, served as vCP a couple of times, been Minister of Foreign Affairs and also had a stint in the Ministry of Home Affairs too. Therefore I have a wide understanding of how things work and would like to get back to being a little more ‘hands on’ after my brief time in the wilderness.


Tumbleweeds are less lonely than they look…



So, that’s all I’ve got to say really. Vote for the UKRP this month and get a Wook into Congress.

Love you all for a very long time, in many positions,

WookieO