[UKRP] Get your most wondrous Congress list here, hot off the press...

Day 2,895, 18:48 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


Have I got a nifty Congress list for you?

Damn right, I have.

Hello constant readers...thanks for keeping faith in Wookie Witterings and the inevitable return of an article.

This month the UK Reform Party elected my good self as president and for that I thank everyone who voted.

Having messaged the entire party I was able to order a bleedin’ spiffing list assisted by the responses I received, along with the voices I hear in my head at night.

I’m not paranoid if they really are after me, right?

The Amazingly Wonderful UKRP Congress List…




And there you have it. A spectacular array of talent that you only find in the greatest political party the eUK has to offer...the UKRP, where everyone has a full pint, the nibbles never run out and we embrace new members in vice-like hugs until they burst of acceptance.


Everything I do, I do it for the eUK...obvs

This was most certainly the hardest ordering of a Congress list I’ve had to do in all my terms as UKRP president. Most of the candidates put almost no thought at all a lot of thought into their applications to me, which was wonderful to see.

So that the best of those don’t go to waste, I’ll share them with you here….

From sexy rhino-man Roachfor😛


From mohican toting Commander of the British Unicorn Battalion, Dave Trenga:


And from my favourite munchkin, Fataliix, who I think really loves Congress:





Now don’t forget to vote for the UKRP today. We need to make sure we get as many of these lovely chaps into Congress as possible.

Thanks for reading, it is most appreciated. Give it a vote too, if you’d be so kind.

Until next time, I’ve been me and you’ve most likely been you.

WookieO

UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK
Royal Whipping Boy