[UKRP] Congress elections? Yes, vote for your fantastic Reform candidates...

Day 3,354, 13:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO



It’s time to vote for the UKRP again…

Good evening all you lovely voters.

It’s been a while since I was last Party President and also some time since I deemed it necessary to release an article. However….the Congress elections are upon us and against all the odds during an AMD CP term we actually have regions!

This month, as with almost every month since I joined the party (...coincidence? I think not 😛 ) we at the UK Reform Party have an outrageously amazing list of potential Congress members.




As you can see, we need these fine fellows to take Congress by the horns vote on a few MPPs and take the country forward.





If you don’t know our candidates, here are some vital statistics:

CptChazbeard - Chaz, Chaz, Chaz….what do you need to say about Chaz? He’s an alcoholic, who has a habit of throwing laptops into ponds. As well as that he’s a fine fellow who knows a lot about how to win at this game. Winning!

Sir Humphrey Appleby - Apples is a great politician, as long as he doesn’t go missing of course.

Certacito - The original CC (sorry CheetahCurtis) has been around for ever. Apparently he once performed a guitar solo with Eric Clapton.

Dave Trenga - Dave. He’s my latest employer, so I thought I’d best give him a good slot in the list in case he cut my wages.

Addaway - Ad has his detractors. He also quit the game recently….but he’s back now. So Congress awaits...

WookieO - Oh yes, it’s me. I once sang with Placido Domingo, love jaffa cakes and read far too much bad to middling post-apocalyptic fiction.

Dnouser - He’s an American I believe, but if you get past that he’s a top bloke. After some time out, he’s back and is a fine addition to our list.

Fataliix - I love Fata. He shuns my love these days, but I still watch him when he sleeps. So it’s all good.

Sambo223 - Sambo knows the law. He will one day get me off the murder charge I’m sure will get thrown at me. I’m sure one of the twazzocks that I work with will one day do something and I’ll snap.

Thomas765 - Thomas knows his onions. He also knows his turnips.





In summary...vote for the UKRP. Now please.

Thanking you kindly.

To finish, a song that sums up the congress elections…





WookieO

UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK
Royal Whipping Boy