[UKRP] Congress candidates full of vim and vigour...
WookieO
Hello again and welcome to another edition of....Vote for us please!
Yes, it's been a month since my last article and things have certainly been happening. We had an absolutely blinding election and elected NINE members of the UKRP into the hallowed halls of Congress. Wowzers!
Well I would like us to
And here they are...
The impression that I get is that you want to join the UKRP!
You might be wondering what benefits there are in joining the UK Reform Party. They are in fact many and varied. You get to speak to me whenever you fancy. You get to see Overloaf naked. Appleshed will write your obituary for you. See? So good. We won't break your heart either, not like some of those other parties. So join the UKRP and dare us to break your heart!
Here's me still hoping...
I'm still hoping that someone other than Kapten Johnson will publish an article promoting the UKRP, so that they can become Wook's Big Winner. I don't want to make Kap richer than he already is!
REMEMBER TO VOTE UKRP IN THE CONGRESS ELECTIONS!!
Thanks,
WookieO
UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK
JOIN THE UKRP, SEE THE WORLD, HAVE FUN, ONLY LOSE A FEW LIMBS...DO IT NOW!
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Vote UKRP and force me into writing another article \o/
Published just before midnight!
Say what you want; Wookie is a man of his word...
Awful. I wouldn't expect anything less o7
- It's not a mongoose, it'a stoat but the rest seems disturbingly correct 😂 good to see people showing up to vote o7