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[UKPP] Electoral Corruption

Day 3,251, 16:43 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Mad Pauly

So it seems that since Wily can't win by conventional means (for example, by not being a terribly bad troll), he has decided to revert to more nefarious methods, i.e. bribery and corruption.

Fortunately, someone notified me of this.

Is this a shoop? Some of the pixels don't look right...

Now, I admit that I did say that I would not stand again for UKPP PP, but that was before noticing that had I not done so it would have given Wily the opportunity for an unopposed run at the position, thanks to the moribund state of the party. This would further have allowed him to have a seat in Mongress next term, since UKPP remain a top 5 party (are you reading, ESO?)

So yes, please come to the UKPP. Please take Wily's £400. Then promptly vote for me instead - the only sane(ish) choice.

Who knows? I may wake up Jeremy Catspaw for a Mewsnight Corruption Special...

Comments

Mr Woldy Day 3,251, 17:07

I encourage people to take his money then not vote, teach him a lesson hurrhurr

what a pto'ing scumbag

King William the Great Day 3,251, 17:23

GO to sleep. It's the middle of the bloody night.

Oh, yes, your friend Woldy rushes to your side of course!

You said you'd let me be PP, then you went back on it.

You wannabe Cromwell!

Mad Pauly Day 3,251, 17:29

As I said on the party feed, I wasn't going to let you have a free pass. If someone else had stood against you I would have withdrawn.

And no, I have no aspirations of deposing our legitimate monarch.

King William the Great Day 3,251, 17:32

Not what you said..... puhlease.. he probably works at a McDonalds

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,252, 00:26

From the back, right?

Rathena Gelc Day 3,252, 05:15

It's not middle of the night in America, Ajay. By the way, whoever gave you that name lacks imagination.

Bautista Diego Reyes Day 3,251, 17:33

Oh crap, 400 GBP I'M CONVINCED.

Bautista Diego Reyes Day 3,251, 17:59

I actually love people get desperate for complete control and start bribing and offering money to gain loyalty. Accepting a bribe, will make you as bad as the person offering bribe. I had several days of the opposition disliking my attitude towards congress, not agreeing to anything even when you constantly explain it. Not a single moment in my thought did I think bribing people would work.

It only buys you little power, until they see your true ways and ditch you. It's also a very outdated, tactic sending it through a private message. You would need to be a complete fool to not realise people with a brain will not take the money, but rather get you exposed to UK and erepublik.

Rob the Bruce Day 3,252, 10:33

How bad are you if you take the bribe and then don't actually do what they say? I've done it for people wanting citizenship passes a couple of times

Sambo223 Day 3,253, 11:10

that makes you a LAD

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,252, 00:23

Seems pathetic to me...

Vote Mad Pauly \o/

Select28 Day 3,252, 00:36

Oh! I might have swapped for a bribe, all I got was "please swap parties and vote for me!.!
v + s

Karacticus Day 3,252, 00:42

How much will King Willy give for a presidential endorsement?

Harambe the Gorilla Day 3,252, 03:32

I got the same message

Bautista Diego Reyes Day 3,252, 04:24

Hi Harambe I miss you. 🙁

Harambe the Gorilla Day 3,252, 23:14

I am always with you, in your heart

Keithunder Day 3,252, 04:33

I feel a bit insulted that I was not offered a bribe.. is my vote worth less than other people's 🙁

Duchess of Sin Day 3,252, 11:01

I was, but unless it's diamonds, chocolate or expensive perfumes, I won't be swayed...

AMD. Day 3,252, 11:51

ill give you all three for a night behind a lamp post

Keithunder Day 3,252, 07:20

Latest Exit Poll from UKPP election

Mad Pauly 7
King William etc. (Ajay) 0

It looks like the king's latest campaign has been a bit of a failure
It looks like he hasn't even persuaded himself
Someone better vote for him or no-one will get the bribe money!

Mad Pauly Day 3,252, 07:49

Yeah, perhaps in hindsight I should have voted for him and taken his dirty money 😉

Rob the Bruce Day 3,252, 10:34

My main concern is why somebody wants to spend money to win in a basically dead party in a country where having a PTO'd party would have very little consequences anyway given how everybody's apathetic toward literally everything at the moment.

Mad Pauly Day 3,252, 12:12

Probably cos I stood against him, and he can't win by honest means.

Wily can't win by dishonest means either, but that's beside the point.