[UK Reform] A welcome return to inactive tribalism

Day 2,522, 06:31 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby


Afternoon lads, mucho obliejay for the reasonably priced bribes that enabled me to claim the prized PP whisky cabinet that is naturally mine by right :3.

As the weather returns to its usual grey shitness and the sun emigrates for better job opportunities elsewhere, the small but mildly reliable community we have here in the eUK may be tempted to say ello and commemorate the 40th resurrection of Herr Goku (to be held at Tepp's minecraft cathedral this Sunday).

Indeed - we here in Reform will endeavor to continue our proud history of resisting the urge to boycott Parliament and hold reasonably enthusiastic events and meetings. Given the rich level of political debate that currently grips the national media we will no doubt eventually get round to spamming a reprint FORMULATING DISTINCTIVE EREPUBLIKAN PHILOSOPHY that will guarantee to keep you on the edge of your seat or even fall off it.

As the plan to PTO Albania and set up a new UKRP colony has failed miserably, we will instead fall back to the routine selection of parliamentary candidates. Candidates must have a note from their doctor confirming severe mental illnesses before being considered for selection.

I can confirm that the promises of free beer and blackjack was a cheap lure for the working classes and due to budget cuts cannot be actioned until the next term. Instead, we will be building up an above-board 'incentive' program to mimic the late Alfa's core UKPP policy to 'sponsor' membership; hopefully buying us access to the Bank of England in the next general election to make a reasonable return.

Cheers for reading 😁



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