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[SQRT] The New Order

Dia 1,884, 19:05 Publicado em USA Canadá por Thedillpickl

Written by: Thedillpickl (under duress)


Greetings Citizens!

ATTENTION: It is the Praetor's order that you play this music.
(Yeah, I know it's Star Wars music, you try to find a Romulan march.)

Thedillpickl's whereabouts are unknown. The coward ran off screaming something about flying saucers & space aliens. (Personally I think he's flipped his lid.) Fear not my friends! It is I, Squirtious Maximus, your new Praetor here to defend and serve all true Romulans... That's right, I said f'ing Romulans. Now hush up, this will be good.


ALL HAIL THE NEW PRAETOR!

also

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL


So now that we've got that straight let me tell you the why and then the how.




Why


You've seen this?

The Nova Roma people wish to take over a planet. The Romulan Empire wishes to take over the Galaxy. (Some people set there goals way to low.) Also we would like to give everyone a good SQRT.

Not that I have any problem with people RP'ing to their little hearts content, but this is getting annoying. So instead of bitching (and that is so hard for me) I figure why not join in the fun. Of course this is where my nonconformist nature kicked in. That explains the 'WHY' part.




How

This is even simpler than why. I know how to use Gimp (sort of) and admins are greedy, they want my gold so they let me change my name. D'oh!




Is He Done Yet?

No one need bow down to the Praetor! No one need do anything. But if you are to follow the noble cause and fight for the Empire then be sure to reprint this drivel every chance you get!

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
 

Comentários

Plugson
Plugson Dia 1,884, 19:12

Pickle juice in the eye rather stings, doncha know.

ViKy KC
ViKy KC Dia 1,884, 19:23

SQUIRT!

Phoenix Quinn
Phoenix Quinn Dia 1,884, 19:25

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

fingerguns
fingerguns Dia 1,884, 19:48

lol

I love this, but I hate that you changed your name.

K Squared
K Squared Dia 1,884, 20:10

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP!
SQRT IN YOUR EYE!
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL!

Andrew Carnagie
Andrew Carnagie Dia 1,884, 20:15

We shall cover the barbarians with pickle juice!

pop George
pop George Dia 1,884, 21:47

a PP (Pickle Pat) thats Squirtious Maximus can be intimidating




love the new name

SColbert
SColbert Dia 1,884, 22:06

There is no god, but SColbert

BS in our hearts
BS in our minds
BS now and forever!

HEARMERAWR
HEARMERAWR Dia 1,884, 22:09

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

Candor
Candor Dia 1,884, 22:14

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-nos-war-declared-on-honduras-accommodations-available--2195385/1/20

We declared war on Honduras. Our God is better than your God.

Votado.

Malefic Pixel
Malefic Pixel Dia 1,884, 22:26

voted, 135

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Dia 1,884, 23:02

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

Voted.

Tiamati
Tiamati Dia 1,884, 23:14

Voted; good to see you've seen the awe-inspiring irony of all this RP'ing effort towards unity Maximus.

In all seriousness though this theme seems suiting given the origins of the star empire breaking off from their logical cousins.

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Dia 1,884, 23:20

Logic is great... as long as it doesn't get in the way of my ruling the galaxy.

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

Bristel Akina
Bristel Akina Dia 1,884, 23:26

All hail Bristel!

BRSTL in your butt
BRSTL in your naughty parts
BRSTL in your soul

weasel2
weasel2 Dia 1,884, 23:55

All things serve the Beam

Dio Czenishkov
Dio Czenishkov Dia 1,885, 00:02

ilphen
ilphen Dia 1,885, 00:25

your avatar is brilliant, it's a mix of pure success and power, especially your choice of color and font type for the name is absolutely excellent!

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Dia 1,885, 01:26

I was truly horrified until I read this....then I realized I loved your more than ever.

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

TheNorm
TheNorm Dia 1,885, 01:48

nice..i cant wait to SQRT

Cyber Witch
Cyber Witch Dia 1,885, 01:58

Sorry Pickl, but is it wrong that the first thing I thought when I heard about SQRT was Squirtle from Pokemon? Heads to my corner...

JeguljaM
JeguljaM Dia 1,885, 02:04

SQRT IN YOUR EYE jizz

Gnilraps
Gnilraps Dia 1,885, 06:41

I SQRTed

VERY nicely done.

Simulare
Simulare Dia 1,885, 07:12

SQRT at home. SQRT on the world.

Merle Corey
Merle Corey Dia 1,885, 08:22

wait, why are we taking the Square Root of everything?

Ghost of Tom Joad
Ghost of Tom Joad Dia 1,885, 08:50

I was wondering, "Who the hell is Squitious Maximus and how did I get a subscription to their paper?

shiloh13
shiloh13 Dia 1,885, 09:22

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP!
SQRT IN YOUR EYE!
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL!

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Dia 1,885, 11:46

Merle Corey
Day 1,885, 08:22
"wait, why are we taking the Square Root of everything?"

^ math major

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Dia 1,885, 12:28

^^^

We shall go on to the end. We shall fight on Neptune, we shall fight on the moons of Jupiter and oceans of liquid nitrogen on Uranus, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the solar system, we shall defend our planet, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the plains of Giza, we shall fight on their landing pyramids, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender...

Viarizi
Viarizi Dia 1,885, 16:49

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

SGTRock
SGTRock Dia 1,885, 16:50

where's Hannibal when you need him

Mister Y
Mister Y Dia 1,885, 16:54

Sqirt? Someone said squirt? Voted hard!

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Dia 1,885, 17:06

@SGTRock, look above you. :D

Lansizzle
Lansizzle Dia 1,886, 07:12

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

Jay Huntsman
Jay Huntsman Dia 1,886, 10:40

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Clorox II
Clorox II Dia 1,886, 17:55

uh-huh

 
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