[SPAM] Cookbook for .ro

Day 1,140, 12:46 • Published in Hungary Albania • by LusiAL

Cookbook for romanians how to fail invasion of Hungary

Steps :
1) Take a large metal jar and a spoon.
2) Poor in the romanians with a little water and soap.
3) Take from the Treasury of Romania some gold.
4) Start some RW in Ukraine approximately at same time when the Hungarian President sets attack on one of our regions. Same applies if Romania attacks first.
5) Shake up some drunk party friends, to fight in the battle while listening their whining about how bored this scenario is! Repeat this for next 2 months without stop the cycling.
6) In the meantime ask Your tanks, to spend a massive amount of gold in fights, just to let the world how big D*CK You and Your country are...
7) If this all fails, s*ck some Admin's d*ck for a while, helping them to improve the game so You could get more easily to win for next 2-3 days.
8 ) Don't forget to lie repeatedly Your allies that You will help them out when You finally defeat the enemy, even if it won't ever happen.
9) Please get some backbone after all...

Baking :
While mixing the romanians, water, soap and the gold add a slice of Admin and a pinch of lie for the allies. Don't stop mixing until the romanians don't become fresh and clean, there must be enough soap to give bubbles even after the previous is done. Then You have a creamy substance. Put the jar into the oven (if You own it and not living like a caveman) set the heat to 200 degrease and let it burn to black and become crispy with a huge taste of FAIL or a rhino's testicles...

Serve it to Bogdan_L and Co. with a nice warm glass of sheep milk.

And that should do the trick... 🙂